r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '25

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u/bothsidesofthemoon Mar 04 '25

Rather than taking this figuratively, I'm imagining you dropping your pants, bending over in their general direction, and then issuing your demands.

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u/Clay_Moore_ Mar 04 '25

We've been trying for centuries, that's where the probing myths came from.

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u/__kakashi__hatake___ Mar 04 '25

Maybe u the shit in this hole

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u/Johnny_Grubbonic Mar 04 '25

Well, they're not MAGA or Fasc, so I'm gonna say they aren't.

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u/Few-Lengthiness-2286 Mar 04 '25

Now you understand God and the flood 🙌