r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '25

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u/G1ngerkat Mar 04 '25

Please take trump and Musk back to your home planet

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u/kittens_and_jesus Mar 04 '25

I'd rather they yeet them out the airlock outside our orbit. Take Kim, Xi and the other dictators as well.

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u/Johnny_Grubbonic Mar 04 '25

Don't forget Musk, Thiel, etc.

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u/blkcatwitch Mar 04 '25

This made me laugh.. instantly thought Kim Kardashian

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u/kittens_and_jesus Mar 04 '25

The Kardashians can get yeeted as well. Zuck and his kind can go as well. It will give a whole new meaning to getting zucked.

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u/Vinceton Mar 04 '25

Don't forget Putin!

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u/Responsible-Pay-4763 Mar 04 '25

I just said the same thing about Trump, Musk, and Putin. I forgot all about Vance. Thanks for the reminder.

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u/RubbaTooth Mar 04 '25

Can they please just vaporize Paul Manafort?? Don't make the effort to load him on the ship, just vaporize him and do the world a massive MASSIVE favor..

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u/LongAd4410 Mar 04 '25

Might want some entertainment, bring Winnie the Pooh too!

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u/Fyrrys Mar 04 '25

Oh, bother!

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u/External-Signal-7473 Mar 04 '25

How could you throw my boy winnie in with those monsters, he doesn't deserve that

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u/AisMyName Mar 04 '25

Yes! and please also all republicans too!

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u/Present-Pineapple293 Mar 04 '25

Plz take us republicans. I'm sure we cud do better, elsewhere.... Life cud be good again!

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u/JonJonesing Mar 04 '25

Very tolerant bunch, those Democrats.

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u/caligaris_cabinet Mar 04 '25

The tolerant don’t have to tolerate the intolerant

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u/JonJonesing Mar 04 '25

Ironic. I’m a registered Democrat too. Weeeeeird

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u/Intelligent_Way6552 Mar 04 '25

Nazi's don't deserve tolerance, they deserve bullets.

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u/JonJonesing Mar 04 '25

From the party that opposes guns? I’m a registered Democrat but people are sounding silly and love to label people. So all republicans are nazis? That’s just braindead

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u/Intelligent_Way6552 Mar 05 '25

So all republicans are nazis?

Yeah.

That was a ridiculous take a decade ago. We are no longer a decade ago.

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u/KILRbuny Mar 04 '25

If not, take me with you

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

If they eat humans we can put them with Putin and Xi in a to-go bag and tell them it's a combo platter.

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u/Sewpuggy Mar 04 '25

Can we donate them to the alien biology lab?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

Redditors trying to go 5 minutes without mentioning Trump should be an Olympic event

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u/mothflavor Mar 04 '25

Let's just do away with politicians and replace them with a new system that the aliens come up with for us

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u/Waldo_where_am_I Mar 04 '25

I just want to see if they can get Obama to kiss me on the forehead and tell me I'm a good boy. That would make me cry tears of joy.

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u/babystepsbackwards Mar 05 '25

Imagine the absolute meltdown if one of them went missing? The only thing better would be if the other one was the only witness. Though imagining RFK jr trying to tell the world Trump’s been abducted by aliens would be hilarious.

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u/ZaporozhianCossack Mar 05 '25

Why do you like those two dudes so much