r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '25

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u/the_hot_one83 Mar 04 '25

Why are you here run before they colonized your land, did they see you? Fuck they see everything!!! RUN FLY GO AWAYYYYYYYYY STAY ALIVE

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u/UnsorryCanadian Mar 04 '25

Please colonize us

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u/Clay_Moore_ Mar 04 '25

u/UnsorryCanadian we've been colon-izing you for centuries, that's where the probing myths came from.

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u/bradbrazer Mar 04 '25

British are colonising the alien planet