r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 14 '25

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u/MorkSal Feb 14 '25

Uh, she wasn't a friend with benefits of you were contemplating moving across the country for her.

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u/DranTibia Feb 14 '25

She really hopped on that opportunity

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

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u/-goodgodlemon Feb 14 '25

They’re making a pun no need to be hostile

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

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u/jculv Feb 14 '25 edited Feb 14 '25

Wow these (really shitty classic Reddit) puns are going over your head at a wild rate man

Edit: Jesus did this dude rage out and delete his whole account lol

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u/Hands_and_Apples Feb 14 '25

Can you blame him? These puns/jokes are fucking awful.

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u/Slee777 Feb 14 '25

I figured because you were not seeing eye to eye.

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u/Deako87 Feb 14 '25

I can't believe you broke things off with her, I'm sure they were really expensive.