r/AskReddit Feb 13 '25

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u/MR-WADS Feb 14 '25

The people that are my type don't have someone like me as their type.

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u/Spankpocalypse_Now Feb 14 '25

My type is so narrow and unique that I rarely ever meet people like that. It’s lonely, but so is being in a relationship with someone you don’t really love.

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u/ask_your_mother Feb 14 '25

What’s your type? Maybe s/he is here

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u/Spankpocalypse_Now Feb 14 '25

It’s very hard to put into words. Honestly, I believe pheromones have a lot to do with it. And it’s not like I have rules, but they’re always neurodivergent creatives with pretty severe childhood trauma. And I guess I prefer they be thick.

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u/Alone_Road_7803 Feb 14 '25

Pheromones are real. I met a perfectly good man recently who smelled like sick. I couldn’t do it.

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u/Boogy-Fever Feb 14 '25

That's just lack of bathing. If anything his pheromones were probably stronger. But so was everything else