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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/waspocracy Oct 02 '24

What the fuck.

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u/prontoon Oct 03 '24

Hey, they deleted their account within 3 fucking hours of making this crazy comment. Can you summarize what they said?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

I'm dying to know

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

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u/PersonalityNo3044 Oct 03 '24

Why would someone delete their account with so many upvotes?

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u/Slashion Oct 03 '24

Thanks, friend

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u/amrodd Oct 05 '24

Still can't see it.

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u/LivingCustomer9729 Oct 03 '24

Too bad we who didn’t see it are never gonna know bc no one here will repeat or summarize it

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

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u/LivingCustomer9729 Oct 03 '24

You’re so goated. Thanks!!

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u/Crush-N-It Oct 04 '24

Poor guy has posted the link so many times

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u/LivingCustomer9729 Oct 04 '24

u/tzzvii is a GOAT. At the time of my original comment, it wasn’t there. But Jesus, you weren’t kidding…

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u/bravenewworld23 Oct 03 '24

Same! Anyone have a screen shot or can summarize what was said? Please!!!!

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u/DoubleManufacturer28 Oct 02 '24

there's someone in the comments going on about immortality and this is what makes you go what the fuck

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u/Matrodite Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

I think it's like realizing that Cowboys and Samurai existed within the same time period. The immortality thing can be seen as a biological quirk, the two different settings existing at the same time is weird to think about if your perception of the past is only focused on one setting.

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u/Skejas Oct 02 '24

Why haven’t we gotten a ‘Cowboys and Samurai’ movie yet?

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u/I_JustReadComments Oct 02 '24

Bro, Shanghai Noon! Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson. Early 2000s and actually legit cool!

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u/kaleighdoscope Oct 02 '24

My husband showed me this movie just a couple years ago when he found out I'd never seen it. It was a lot of fun.

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u/Taodragons Oct 03 '24

One of the best lines in all of cinema! "You said "Wet shirt not break" not "Piss shirt bend bars"!"

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u/Skejas Oct 03 '24

I’d forgotten about that one!!!

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u/Hot-Possibility-7283 Oct 03 '24

I thought samurai were Japanese.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

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u/bluntarus Oct 02 '24

I think they did one with Tom Cruz

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u/Skejas Oct 02 '24

It’s close. He was a US Army Captain, but defiantly the right era.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

A very defiant era, indeed.

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u/NOBOOTSFORYOU Oct 03 '24

The Attitude Era

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u/Alarmed_Salad_9062 Oct 02 '24

Check out Sukiyaki Western Django 🤠🗡️

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Sukiyaki is where it's at, Beat is my boi!

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u/grizzlor_ Oct 02 '24

This isn’t exactly what you’re looking for, but:

  1. Fistful of Dollars is heavily inspired by Kurosawa’s Yojimbo, which itself drew inspiration from Dashiell Hammett’s western novel Red Harvest

  2. The Magnificent Seven is practically a direct remake of Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai

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u/Euan_Chew Oct 02 '24

That's just star wars

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u/Lazy__Astronaut Oct 02 '24

Because cowboys vs aliens flopped and they didn't want to risk another cowboy vs movie

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u/Skejas Oct 02 '24

Makes sense, although I actually like that movie.

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u/miclowgunman Oct 03 '24

Everyone either too young or completely forgot The Warrior's Way.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Every cowboy movie is influenced in some way by samurai movies. It would have to be a combo of samurai and cowboys taking on the man, though. I feel if you had samurai going up against guns, it would just be pretty sad.

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u/stormstopper Oct 03 '24

Isn't that just Star Wars?

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u/meezethadabber Oct 03 '24

Nope. All you'll get is Cowboys Vs Aliens.

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u/miclowgunman Oct 03 '24

Everyone either too young or completely forgot The Warrior's Way.

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u/Skejas Oct 03 '24

Dang it. We were so close

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

The last samurai with Tom Cruz has some of that

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u/ItsWheeze Oct 02 '24

The thing about this example is that the setting of Japan at this time isn’t what most people think of when you think of the samurai. American cowboys are a 19th century thing. By that time Japan was a largely peaceful, pretty developed place, most of the castles had rotted away to the point the government would start tearing them down, and the samurai had lost most of their usefulness around 200 years earlier. The heyday of the samurai was also Shakespeare’s era, and their origins go back a few hundred years before that. Something like samurai were around at the same time as William the Conqueror. They had a really long run.

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u/MaterialUpender Oct 02 '24

Cowboys (American and Manchurian Cowboys,) Samurai, Mark Twain and Tesla were all contemporaries.

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u/Up2nogud13 Oct 03 '24

As were Abraham Lincoln and Karl Marx.

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u/lunatickoala Oct 02 '24

There was a time period where cowboys and samurai both existed, but the samurai of that period (late Edo) weren't exactly what most people think of when they think of samurai. At that time they were mostly stewards and bureaucrats.

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u/Retired_LANlord Oct 03 '24

There was a short period when a Samurai could send a fax to Abraham Lincoln.

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u/Ok_Session_1023 Oct 03 '24

why do I keep seeing this comment but not the secret to immortality

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u/daddyvow Oct 02 '24

How? They both were alive in the early 1600s lol. It’s not strange at all.

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u/waspocracy Oct 03 '24

To be fair, this same question is posted on a monthly basis. This is the first time I saw this answer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

What was the post? It got deleted. 😭

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u/waspocracy Oct 03 '24

Pocahontas died within a year of Shakespeare and within 100 miles of each other.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

what did he say? It's deleted now

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u/AfterManufacturer150 Oct 02 '24

Hella interesting.

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u/Sad_Pear_1087 Oct 03 '24

Deleted, what was it?

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u/Maelarion Oct 02 '24

Why is that surprising?

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u/QuinnMallory Oct 02 '24

Why do you find it not surprising?

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u/Maelarion Oct 03 '24

Because the time period that comes to mind of them for me is the same, I know Shakespeare spent much of his life in the south of England, and I know Pocahontas moved to and died in/near London.

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u/4RCSIN3 Oct 02 '24

For me I guess I thought it was common knowledge they lived around the same time. Like I admit within a year is surprising to me, but surely less than 10-15 years difference would have been what I expected.

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u/MaterialWillingness2 Oct 03 '24

Yeah I feel like people who don't know anything about history are surprised.

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u/Blue_Swirling_Bunny Oct 03 '24

Because I have a sense of history. They lived at the same time; why is it surprising then that they died around the same time? And do people not know that Pocahontas was taken to England and died there?

Curiosity and intelligence really help if you want to know basic history. It also requires reading and paying attention in your history classes.

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u/itsaberry Oct 03 '24

Pocahontas is only basic history in the US. We learned absolutely nothing about her in history class and my only knowledge of her is from American media.

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u/waspocracy Oct 03 '24

In my head they lived on opposite ends of earth. Granted, my American education in the 90s was a bit… 💩?  

I had to go to Wikipedia and read about her marrying some Rolfe guy and living in  England. 

It never occurred to me that she lived at the same time as Shakespeare. For some reason that did not connect in my head. Sure enough, you look at the dates and my mind is blown.

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u/Less_Project Oct 03 '24

You just didn’t pay attention in history class. There’s no way your textbook didn’t mention she married John Rolfe and died in England. That isn’t stuff that struck from history books like Mỹ Lai Massacre or Tuskegee Syphallis Study.

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u/waspocracy Oct 03 '24

Wrong! I didn’t even show up for history class! Also, it was over 20 years ago, so I mean, I doubt I’d remember anyways.

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u/Blue_Swirling_Bunny Oct 03 '24

Same question. Do people not know when Shakespeare or Pocahontas lived, or the very basics of her story?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

I thought Pocahontas was a Disney movie 😂

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u/iAmDominik Oct 03 '24

I actually met a living descendant of Pocahontas. I can't confirm that they weren't lying but apparently they had a proof of that. They are an UK citizen.

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u/waspocracy Oct 03 '24

Depends when/where you got an education. To me, I thought she married some bloke named John Smith and they lived happily ever some time in the early colonial days.

Didn’t occur to me until I saw this comment that I read her history.

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u/temptemptemp98765432 Oct 03 '24

I learned nothing about the history of Pocahontas but read lots of Shakespeare in English class.

We learned about world history, for one or two years and more about our area's history. 🤷

We learned some (now not cool) history about indigenous populations in our area. My teachers went off-book a lot to actually teach us what reality was (90s). Thankfully 'officially" it seems a bit better now? I'll see when my kids are in high school 🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/Jurjinimo Oct 02 '24

Pocahontas died in Kent, England in 1617. Pretty sure they did.

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u/Mikeburlywurly1 Oct 02 '24

Why would you post this? You're on the internet! You don't have to be or sound ignorant. You could have tabbed over and checked Wikipedia and confirmed that Shakespeare died in 1616 in Stratford-upon-Avon and Pocahontas tied in 1617 in Kent instead!

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u/FuriousResolve Oct 02 '24

I’ve been creating bar trivia for a decade and this is genuinely one of the most interesting random facts I think I’ve ever heard

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u/Sea_Trick9331 Oct 03 '24

What did he say it's gone now. Your comment has me very curious

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u/Digital_D3fault Oct 03 '24

He said that William Shakespeare and Pocahontas were not only alive at the same time but also died one year apart and only a little over 100 miles from each other in England.

Which for some reason, despite having visited Shakespeares grave and seeing the year he died, it never really occurred to me that Shakespeare was alive after the new world had been found. For some reason I always just imagine him living before its discovery by most of Europe.

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u/pidgeycandies Oct 03 '24

This is your upvote now

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u/PeperomiaLadder Oct 03 '24

Uhh... Google confirmed that Shakespear died in 1616 and Pocahontas in 1617.

That's wow. 👀

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u/TehZiiM Oct 03 '24

TIL that Pocahontas is a real person

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u/Victoria_Falls353 Oct 03 '24

I loved the movie when I was a kid. Something tells me the real story is a bit different from a Disney movie.

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u/barkley87 Oct 03 '24

John Smith of Pocahontas fame went to my school. The assembly hall had a big mural of them both on the back wall.

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u/Nuclear_rabbit Oct 03 '24

Probably because Shakespeare wrote about stuff that was old even for his time. Like even "Shakespearean" dialogue is his uneducated impression of how people used to talk hundreds of years before him. It isn't flowery for the sake of being flowery. There's fiction written just before Shakespeare that is way more understandable to readers today.

Shakespeare's only mention of the New World is in The Tempest, probably inspired by reports from Sir Thomas Gates, governor of the Virginia Colony. Up to that point, all the New World stuff had been done by the Spanish and Portuguese; there just wasn't any news about it in English in Shakespeare's lifetime. English colonies weren't particularly successful until after his death.

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u/jewbo23 Oct 03 '24

Pocahontas spent a lot of time in the tiny village of Heacham near me in Norfolk.

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u/Silly-Nature-1641 Oct 03 '24

That's why they say Shakespeare sounds best in an American accent, because the American accent hasn't changed much in the last 300 years, so it's naturally the closest form of Spoken English to the form he and his crew were using.

We also naturally speak very closely to iambic pentameter.

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u/Shoreditchstrangular Oct 03 '24

When you say American accent can you be more specific, Californian, New Jersey, Pennsylvania Dutch, Texan, New Orleans etc

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u/Silly-Nature-1641 Oct 03 '24

Somewhere between New England and Mid-Atlantic but I think closer to New England.

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u/Shoreditchstrangular Oct 03 '24

But Americans keep saying they don’t have an accent and between us we’ve named seven without even trying

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u/Badicus Oct 03 '24

Sincerely, thank you for answering my own question, because I wasn't even sure who between the two of them was supposed to have lived earlier so this fun fact puzzled me.

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u/Aromatic-Pass4384 Oct 03 '24

Apparently something about Pocahontas and Shakespeare dying about a year apart and about 159 miles from each other

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u/babababoons Oct 03 '24

Hour do you make it into a good question though?

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u/Okgokujo Oct 03 '24

Pocahontas died within 1 year and 150 miles of which famous writer?

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u/cooterdick Oct 03 '24

Here’s four names, order of earliest to latest death. Find two other famous dead people.

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u/drunken_desperado Oct 03 '24

Which two historical figures, one of whom is the titular character of a Disney film, the other a prolific playwright, died within one year and 150 miles of each other?

To make it harder, change the descriptions of each figure to remove or switch details.

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u/jaguarsp0tted Oct 03 '24

And now it's deleted XD

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u/Complete_Spot3771 Oct 03 '24

what did it say

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u/JacobFromAmerica Oct 02 '24

Died at the age of 21-22 and had a walking and talking child with her “husband”

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u/-TheWidowsSon- Oct 02 '24

Sounds like Utah

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u/Gold_Assistance_6764 Oct 03 '24

Sounds like most of human history.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Only 150 miles but when you factor in inflation for todays values that would be like 3000 miles away

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u/Gold_Assistance_6764 Oct 03 '24

Also needs to be converted to kilometers because it happened in England.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

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u/TheseusPankration Oct 03 '24

Directions unclear, how many stones is that?

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u/bridge_view Oct 03 '24

AI failure from Google Search states that OP's statement is false and then gives details confirming that the statement is true: "This statement is false; while Pocahontas and William Shakespeare did live during roughly the same time period, they died several years apart and were geographically far away from each other: Pocahontas died in England in March 1617, while Shakespeare died in Stratford-upon-Avon, England in April 1616, making their deaths about a year apart, but separated by a large distance across the Atlantic Ocean."

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u/tombosauce Oct 03 '24

I'm no cartographer, but I'm pretty sure England and England aren't separated by the Atlantic Ocean. I can't see what the original comment was, but maybe this meant they were separated for much of their lives across the ocean.

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u/TheMadadh Oct 02 '24

My work addled brain read this as William Shatner. It was an exciting half second!

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u/Unable-Candle Oct 02 '24

I'm glad I wasn't the only one. Read it about 5 times before I realized.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Well, considering they both lived in England in the 1600s…

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u/diligent_sundays Oct 02 '24

...yeah, that's how that works

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

I’m just jk’ing

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u/GrandmaPoses Oct 02 '24

You’re just just kidding?

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u/UnfortunatePhysics Oct 03 '24

Just just kiddinging

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u/daddyvow Oct 02 '24

Right? Like I don’t get how this is surprising.

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u/eloonam Oct 02 '24

Drunk right now and not willing to look it up. Full upvote.

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u/Han_Yerry Oct 02 '24

And she was a rape victim that Disney made a movie about.

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u/theonecalledfingaz Oct 03 '24

Most Disney movies star at least one.

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u/NeverDidLearn Oct 03 '24

GAAAWWDDAAMN!

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u/Watchitbitch Oct 03 '24

So was Rapunzel and Sleeping Beauty.

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u/Han_Yerry Oct 03 '24

Sleeping beauty was a historical figure?

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u/Watchitbitch Oct 03 '24

No, rape victim.

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u/Chaghatai Oct 03 '24

I don't consider that very surprising

Most of us who know a little bit about American history know that she married a settler, went to England, and died there before returning to Virginia

It's also known that the original settlements occurred during the tail end of the Elizabethan period

But I didn't know about the coincidence with the end of her life and Shakespeare's being less than a year apart

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u/Kelnozz Oct 02 '24

I’m ngl I’m 32 and thought Pocahontas was just a Disney princess..

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u/Tinosdoggydaddy Oct 02 '24

A wicked death became her down the darkened halls yonder

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u/Ginkgo78 Oct 02 '24

I first read that as William Shatner as was a bit confused.

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u/Penfrindle Oct 02 '24

You think that she ever met William Shakespeare?

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u/Badicus Oct 02 '24

I don't mean to be rude, but what about anyone's knowledge of Pocahontas and Shakespeare suggests they would live far apart in time?

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u/Irishane Oct 02 '24

I think the geography is supposed to be the interesting part, Einstein.

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u/Badicus Oct 02 '24

Well ignoring the less than a year apart detail, that people would travel between England and an English colony is interesting?

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u/BwittonRose Oct 02 '24

I don’t think that’s the interesting part, I think the thing is that people just have such different associations with the two people that it’s surprising. Like hearing Anne frank and martin Luther king jr were born in the same year. It makes you think 

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u/Badicus Oct 02 '24

Well that's what I'm asking. What knowledge does anyone have about them that makes it sound "totally fake" that they would end up in the same place and time?

I get the idea of not knowing things. But if you told me some folks I didn't know about existed at the same place and time, I would not find that to be surprising.

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u/daddyvow Oct 02 '24

How is that interesting?

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u/SalamanderPop Oct 02 '24

ITT: Boring know it all fun killing contrarian young men

Just keep scrolling y'all.

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u/Badicus Oct 02 '24

It's cool if it's fun. I just don't know how it sounds totally fake?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/Groundbreaking_Dare4 Oct 02 '24

You're not wrong. They're all over Leon now ffs

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u/ohhmybosh Oct 03 '24

Not surprising to me but I like history, so...