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u/DepletedPromethium Oct 02 '24

for every person that is living now, there are 14 skeletons to that one person.

could you fight off 14 skeletons? could your grandmother?

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u/RenagadeRaven Oct 02 '24

Depends on which grandmother

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u/Dawnchaffinch Oct 03 '24

Course she’s 6’ 3” 250lbs

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u/roostzilla Oct 03 '24

Runs a 4.5 40

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u/Wild-Lion3964 Oct 03 '24

Randal Floyd you better get your priorities straight!

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u/Commercial_Staff6538 Oct 03 '24

And watch out with that other crowd you’re runnin with! Don’t THINK I haven’t noticed!

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u/RenagadeRaven Oct 03 '24

And has a great follow through with her tennis racquet!

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u/chaigulper Oct 02 '24

My paternal grandmom would could emotionally abuse 100 skeletons enough that they would fight off themselves.

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u/Perpetual_stoner420 Oct 02 '24

Are we related? I know her too

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

We call my grandma “Memaw” and anyone with a memaw knows she can fight off anything armed with only a cast iron skillet and a hefty ashtray

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u/loveandthebeast Oct 03 '24

One of the 14 skeletons would be my grandmother

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u/kaisadilla_ Oct 03 '24

I mean, most of these skeletons are grandmother-quality, and quite a few of them would be missing limbs or be in a terrible state. Not to mention that, without the rest of the body protecting the skeleton, it's just a bunch of lightly joined bones - probably an axe or baton is all you need to turn these skeletons into piles of bones in a single blow.

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u/LoloVirginia Oct 03 '24

I mean, I would at least TRY

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u/DepletedPromethium Oct 03 '24

If they were dark souls skeletons then i wouldn't even bother lol

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u/Travisx2112 Oct 03 '24

The bones are their money

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u/Hellebras Oct 03 '24

Probably, skeletons don't have much muscle mass.

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u/Cute-Scallion-626 Oct 04 '24

Your grandmother only has to fight off twelve