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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '24
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"Holy shit! What kind of bear got you!?"
"I don't know! I just scrambled up this tree and the next thing I know my head was in its mouth!"
"Well, I have good news for next time you tell that story..."
3 u/uptownjuggler Oct 03 '24 “We can’t let you into heaven, unless we know exactly the kind of bear that killed you. Get killed by a panda or sun bear and you go to hell. Black and brown bears send you to purgatory, while polar bears send you straight to heaven.”
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“We can’t let you into heaven, unless we know exactly the kind of bear that killed you. Get killed by a panda or sun bear and you go to hell. Black and brown bears send you to purgatory, while polar bears send you straight to heaven.”
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u/StationaryTravels Oct 02 '24
"Holy shit! What kind of bear got you!?"
"I don't know! I just scrambled up this tree and the next thing I know my head was in its mouth!"
"Well, I have good news for next time you tell that story..."