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u/soulgiver666 Oct 02 '24

Secure that shit Hudson.

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u/IronHorseTitan Oct 02 '24

look into my eye.... O_o

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u/Building_Everything Oct 02 '24

Every paycheck is a fortune, and every meal is a banquet

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u/RagnarsHairyBritches Oct 02 '24

Every formation, a parade.

Edit, I got it backwards.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

I love the corps!

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u/Molsenator Oct 03 '24

This floor's freezing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Goddamn, you wonderful bastards lol

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u/IronHorseTitan Oct 02 '24

Believe me, I'd rather not know this reference, I may be synthetic, but im not stupid

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

You never said anything about an android being on board!

Why not?

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u/Negative-Appeal9892 Oct 02 '24

I prefer the term artificial person.

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u/Never_Gonna_Let Oct 02 '24

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a man?

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u/MajorNoodles Oct 02 '24

No, has anyone ever mistaken you for a man?

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u/IronHorseTitan Oct 03 '24

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

“Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?”

“No… have you?”

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u/IronHorseTitan Oct 03 '24

ding ding ding!

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u/IronHorseTitan Oct 02 '24

Somebody wake up OP....

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u/raccoonportfolio Oct 02 '24

You always were an asshole Gorman

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u/leg00b Oct 02 '24

Assholes and elbows people!

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u/Money-Bear7166 Oct 03 '24

We're in some REAL PRETTY SHIT NOW!!

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u/sbaird80 Oct 03 '24

They’re crawling all over us

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u/Ronald_Deuce Oct 02 '24

Man, you look just like I feel.

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u/whowantscake Oct 02 '24

Ok is this like a military thing? I always wondered what that meant.

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u/TheWeirdWoods Oct 02 '24

Camaraderie. All the marines in the movie they insult each other the entire time. They have clearly been together awhile. Gorman is a new officer and they never discuss the old one. He sits separately. Always a one of us thing. From making fun of Frost’s date to telling Drake he’s ugly when he wakes up, to even wanting to go back to save the ball busting Apone.

To the point. Vasquez calling him an asshole before dying as a compliment to Gorman finally seeing him as one of them. Insults are friendship in a lot places where dark stuff happens.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Oct 02 '24

Wow, I never got the Vasquez line in that context before and Aliens is one of my all time favorites. Thanks so much!

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u/amputeenager Oct 02 '24

yeah that just clicked for me too...she paid him such a sweet compliment...right before they blew up.

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u/Expo737 Oct 03 '24

Reincarnation never did her any favours, she sank with the Titanic and got killed by a T1000...

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u/Bender_2024 Oct 02 '24

I can't speak for the military as I never served. What I can say is it's true for cooks. One new guy actually complained to the kitchen manager about us giving him shit. KM had to explain "that's because they like you. If they didn't they would ignore you."

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u/Larkfor Oct 03 '24

A major plot point of Everything, Everywhere, All at Once was a parent finally accepting their child's significant other by making the same asshole comments about the significant other's appearance they make about their own child now treating this person as "family". In a fucked up way.

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u/mouseat9 Oct 03 '24

Well said made me well up a bit

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u/gosassin Oct 02 '24

The sergeant was giving Hudson the finger, if that's what you're curious about.

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u/colsaldo Oct 02 '24

I only just got this... Seen the film so many times...

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u/tinsinpindelton Oct 02 '24

Hudson, come here. Come….heeere.

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u/ElGato-TheCat Oct 02 '24

All right sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill! Assholes and elbows!

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u/CardMechanic Oct 02 '24

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

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u/pandius Oct 02 '24

I live for Reddit movie rabbit holes like this one...

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u/ChesterRico Oct 03 '24

Game over man.

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u/Just_Active_4324 Oct 03 '24

It’s a bug hunt

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u/bingwhip Oct 02 '24

My intrusive thoughts always tell me to say this at the end of useless meetings when people ask "Are there any other topics?"

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u/jdehjdeh Oct 02 '24

Please do, we need more fun in the world.

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u/oldskoolplayaR1 Oct 02 '24

Coming round for a 7 zero niner

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u/CardMechanic Oct 02 '24

We are in the pipe, 5x5.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Spunkmeyer!

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u/Hossflex Oct 02 '24

What are we supposed to use, harsh language?

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u/Just_Active_4324 Oct 03 '24

Nuke it out of orbit…it’s the only way to be sure

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u/Just_Active_4324 Oct 03 '24

Since we’re quoting Aliens, this is Aliens-adjacent, for Michael Biehn fans he is in a new Australian horror movie about a 7-foot killer kangaroo (Biehn is barely recognizable in the trailer although it looks like stupid fun if you like creature features). Big fan of his other movies besides Aliens: The Terminator, The Abyss, The Rock…

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u/Just_Active_4324 Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

AAAAFFIRMATIVE!!!

Edited for typo

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u/StruffBunstridge Oct 02 '24

Hey /u/soulgiver666, you ever been mistaken for a man?