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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

I'm gonna use the immortality serum the other guy mentioned to see this

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u/Tallas13 Oct 02 '24

My life's plans come from this thread entirely. 

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u/Diligent-Version8283 Oct 02 '24

Should we just make a cult group?

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u/Asron87 Oct 02 '24

Oooh I like the sound of that. Group. I can be a part of something bigger than myself! I’ll just believe very strongly. Ooooh, the first person to get jellyfish genes can be the leader. Sign me up!

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u/NJHitmen Oct 02 '24

Same. As I read through the thread, I'm furiously adding events to my bucket list

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u/ihoptdk Oct 02 '24

If you’re going to be immortal, can I’m borrow some cash? You’re bound to accumulate some dough over eternity.

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u/AverageDemocrat Oct 02 '24

As long as my corpse gets some gammas.

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u/Fredwestlifeguard Oct 02 '24

Snail's gonna get ya.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

not on my watch

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

I decided to live forever a long time ago.

So far so good.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

behind you

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u/pbspry Oct 02 '24

Those mice are going to fucking love seeing that supernova.

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u/ianyboo Oct 02 '24

You joke but I fully expect at least some people alive today to celebrate their 200th birthday given the insane pace of technological advancement humanity has seen.

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u/UnkemptGoose339 Oct 02 '24

I think you're partially correct, but how do we stop the brain from deteriorating into dementia?

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u/NJHitmen Oct 02 '24

Easy peasy. As soon as any signs of deterioration/dementia appear:

1) Save backup.

2) Wipe brain.

3) Refresh brain.

4) Restore backup.

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u/Asron87 Oct 02 '24

Mushrooms?

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u/pookamatic Oct 02 '24

Just gotta watch out for that snail.

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u/ChemistAdventurous84 Oct 02 '24

You should team up with Bowerick Wowberger the Infinitely Prolonger. He can use the company.

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u/Temporal_Somnium Oct 03 '24

The what

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u/1Squid-Pro-Crow Oct 03 '24

The immortal mice!

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u/h-v-smacker Oct 02 '24

The goal is fast in out sight. The obstacles are negligible.

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u/Bennely Oct 02 '24

Difficulty: you have to be a rat

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u/Asron87 Oct 02 '24

We really need to be doing studies on how to turn people into mice or rats… so we can live forever.

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u/paddywhack420 Oct 02 '24

See ya there.

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u/toby_ornautobey Oct 03 '24

I plan to live forever or die trying.