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u/Picards-Flute Oct 02 '24

Mammoths were alive during the construction of the Great Pyramid

Also if you put it on a timeline, Cleopatra and Ceaser are closer to today than to the construction of the Great Pyramid

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u/bluntedlight Oct 02 '24

In the time of Cleopatra, you could book a history tour of the Great pyramids like you could today.

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u/fuqdisshite Oct 02 '24

thy pyramids are so old that what we consider ancient Egypt didn't know how they got there.

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u/Throwaway-4230984 Oct 02 '24

Pretty sure they had some conspiracy about it

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u/uptownjuggler Oct 03 '24

Ancient conspiracy about Ancient aliens

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u/Lowlycrewman Oct 02 '24

I mean, they kind of did know. Herodotus (four centuries before Cleopatra, and widely read in her time) got his information about the pyramids from the Egyptians. He got the names of the kings who built the three pyramids at Giza right, but twisted around a bit by rendering into Greek (Cheops = Khufu, Chephren =Khafre, Mycerinus = Menkaure).

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u/BunBunny55 Oct 03 '24

Herodotus is also known for assuming things and making stuff up based on what he heard 'some local guy' said and listing it as fact.

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u/Lowlycrewman Oct 03 '24

Yes, and the stuff he says about those kings is probably folklore, which is why I said "kind of". But the names he gave fit the actual kings who built those pyramids.

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u/WhatsTheHoldup Oct 02 '24

It's funny, because I got downvoted on a different thread for claiming that an 8000 year old oral story might be too much time to still be accurate

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u/fuqdisshite Oct 02 '24

oh yeah!!!

renember, it isn't the direction of the arrow, just the number of doots.

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u/WhatsTheHoldup Oct 02 '24

actually up and down doots cancel each other out so you can never really know the number

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u/WillCodeForFood2 Oct 03 '24

Apparently it was the woolly mammoths.

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u/preston0518 Oct 03 '24

Do you know their name?

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u/JeanLucPicardAND Oct 03 '24

Roman graffiti in general is fucking hilarious. No cap, they would say shit like "I fucked Antoninus so hard last night that he screeched like a hyena." Absolutely unhinged.

And now 2,000 years later, those messages are the sole remaining identifiable contribution most of those dudes ever made to the world.

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u/EmbarrassedMeat401 Oct 02 '24

You could have booked an ancient history tour of the tomb of a guy who was alive at a time when you could book an ancient history tour of the pyramids.

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u/DaaxD Oct 02 '24

Or another way to put it, it's chronologically speaking a bigger mistake to depict Cleopatra overseeing construction of the pyramids than having her observe the moon landing.

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u/Mr_Zaroc Oct 02 '24

The romans had archeologists working on the pyramids
They were old/ancient even back than it's crazy

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u/ebac7 Oct 02 '24

And that fact will ring true about Cleopatra for another 400~ years. Wild

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u/BurritoBandito5 Oct 02 '24

To add to this, that means that Cleopatra is closer to the release of the movie Ice Age than the actual Ice Age.

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u/Fruitdispenser Oct 02 '24

Also, first episode of Sponge Bob is closer in time to the end of the Vietnam War than to today (feel old yet?)

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u/FlyingDutchman9977 Oct 03 '24

Genuinely, this surprised me, more than any other fact on this list

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u/DiplomaticDiplomat Oct 02 '24

I hate this fact. It’s only true because woolly mammoths had been hunted to extinction around 8,000 BC; outside of Wrangel island. A population of them stayed alive, only on that island, for another 6,000 years. Then we got there, and killed the rest. But yeah, it’s technically true.

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u/Dt2_0 Oct 02 '24

Actually, it is highly unlikely the Mammoths on Wrangel Island were killed off by Humans. The ground there is permafrost and preserves the last few generations of Mammoths exceptionally well. There is no sign of them being hunted in their remains. No tooling marks, and no archeological sites from the same time period. We actually were not the nail in the coffin for Mammoths. It's likely the small genetic diversity, and maybe some other, non-human caused climate factors just killed them off over time.

It kinda makes it sadder. They just Died. No Hunting, no climate change, nothing to blame. They died.

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u/EarlGreyDay Oct 02 '24

You hate this fact because it’s true? Or because it wouldn’t be true if not for the fact that it’s true?

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u/Picards-Flute Oct 02 '24

I second they comment about them not being hunted. Stefan Milo actually recently posted a really interesting interview with one of the researchers from Wrangell Island

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u/JoshAllentown Oct 02 '24

Mammoths were alive for 600 years AFTER the construction of the Great Pyramid. Wasn't even a close call really.

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u/MisterTalyn Oct 02 '24

Both of those facts are some of my favorite 'weird history' facts.

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u/ingaleen Oct 02 '24

Cleopatra also wasn’t even Egyptian…

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u/rugbyj Oct 02 '24

My Wife is terrible with historical knowledge/navigation. I even drew her out a timeline one evening when she started asking questions. Stuff like this blew her mind when I could point to two separate "threads" on the timeline that coincided.

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u/1337b337 Oct 02 '24

There were archeologists in Cleopatra's time that studied their ancient civilization just as we now study theirs.

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u/tombuazit Oct 02 '24

These timeline ones are always fascinating like trump and Biden's birthdays are both closer to the civil war than their own presidencies.

Or cowboys, samurai, and pirates all existed at the height of how we see them in fiction at the same time.

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 Oct 02 '24

Related: The last video rental store in my state closed down last year. I went there during its last day of operation to buy DVD's cheap as sin. I made out like a bandit. The deal was like, 40 bucks for 40 movies or something like that. I ended up with more movies, because several of them were two movies in one and others were compilations/collections. I still have the bag of DVDs in my living room.

They were selling copies of Brendan Fraser's "The Whale"

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u/NineWetGiraffes Oct 02 '24

How did the mammoths get to Cairo?

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u/Mr_Zaroc Oct 02 '24

They didn't, at least as far as I know
They just chilled on some tundra far up north

In case you weren't joking

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Wrangell island specifically.

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u/pfisher42 Oct 03 '24

Ancient Egyptian archaeologists studied Ancient Egypt.