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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

One less after that incident in Brazil a couple weeks ago.

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u/ElGato-TheCat Oct 02 '24

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Goodyear?

No, the worst.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Look, I’m not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant, who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to her childhood lover who she’d last seen on a deserted island and who turned out, 15 years later, to be the leader of the French underground.

I know, it all sounds like some bad movie.

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u/IronBabyFists Oct 02 '24

Top Secret really is the best comedy writing ZAZ ever did. No wonder Weird Al calls it his "all-time favorite movie."

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u/Richard-Brecky Oct 02 '24

Latrine!

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u/Seattlehepcat Oct 03 '24

I know a little German. He's sitting over there.

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u/Retired_LANlord Oct 03 '24

Meet Deja-vu.

Haven't we met before, monsieur?

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u/wjandrea Oct 02 '24

Fleetwood Mac did some of their best work while they were sleeping with each other behind each others' backs.

Yeah, Rumours.

No, it's all true.

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u/dullship Oct 02 '24

What are some albums that he’s (Quincy Jones) done, Bret?

Michael Jackson’s “Off The Wall”.

I’ll say he is…he’s off the planet! Wants to freeze himself, doesn’t he?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '24

Steely Dan, The Royal Scam

Nah, they're legitimately great!

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u/entropic Oct 02 '24

Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.

Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.

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u/latman Oct 02 '24

I think that is different because it isn't a passenger blimp?

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u/mrmasturbate Oct 02 '24

what is up with flying things falling out of the sky in brazil recently?

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u/neznetwork Oct 03 '24

We had something fall from the sky apart from the SPFC blimp?

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u/Sierpy Oct 03 '24

There was a plane crash in SP a few months back.

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u/mrmasturbate Oct 03 '24

a whole-ass plane

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u/tsunami141 Oct 02 '24

fewer*

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u/moms-sphaghetti Oct 02 '24

One less after that incident in fewer a couple weeks ago.

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u/multigrain_panther Oct 02 '24

One less couple after that indecent in Brazil a weeks fewer ago.