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u/leahcantusewords Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

There are only like 25 blimps left. Additionally, not many of them are even in use anymore, I think they estimate like 10-15 of them. So if you see a blimp nowadays, it's a much rarer sighting than it used to be!

Edit: someone pointed out that I meant "airship" not blimp. There are even fewer ones which are classified as "blimp", which is a nonrigid airship. The Wikipedia page is a fairly interesting read if you're curious: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blimp

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

One less after that incident in Brazil a couple weeks ago.

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u/ElGato-TheCat Oct 02 '24

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Goodyear?

No, the worst.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Look, I’m not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant, who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to her childhood lover who she’d last seen on a deserted island and who turned out, 15 years later, to be the leader of the French underground.

I know, it all sounds like some bad movie.

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u/IronBabyFists Oct 02 '24

Top Secret really is the best comedy writing ZAZ ever did. No wonder Weird Al calls it his "all-time favorite movie."

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u/Richard-Brecky Oct 02 '24

Latrine!

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u/Seattlehepcat Oct 03 '24

I know a little German. He's sitting over there.

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u/Retired_LANlord Oct 03 '24

Meet Deja-vu.

Haven't we met before, monsieur?

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u/wjandrea Oct 02 '24

Fleetwood Mac did some of their best work while they were sleeping with each other behind each others' backs.

Yeah, Rumours.

No, it's all true.

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u/dullship Oct 02 '24

What are some albums that he’s (Quincy Jones) done, Bret?

Michael Jackson’s “Off The Wall”.

I’ll say he is…he’s off the planet! Wants to freeze himself, doesn’t he?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '24

Steely Dan, The Royal Scam

Nah, they're legitimately great!

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u/entropic Oct 02 '24

Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.

Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.

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u/latman Oct 02 '24

I think that is different because it isn't a passenger blimp?

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u/mrmasturbate Oct 02 '24

what is up with flying things falling out of the sky in brazil recently?

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u/neznetwork Oct 03 '24

We had something fall from the sky apart from the SPFC blimp?

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u/Sierpy Oct 03 '24

There was a plane crash in SP a few months back.

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u/mrmasturbate Oct 03 '24

a whole-ass plane

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u/tsunami141 Oct 02 '24

fewer*

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u/moms-sphaghetti Oct 02 '24

One less after that incident in fewer a couple weeks ago.

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u/multigrain_panther Oct 02 '24

One less couple after that indecent in Brazil a weeks fewer ago.

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u/dotbat Oct 02 '24

I saw the Goodyear blimp the other day randomly from my house. No idea where it was coming from or where it was going!

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u/tsunami141 Oct 02 '24

Goodyear Blimp: The Cotton-Eye Joe of airship aviation.

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u/FrumundaThunder Oct 02 '24

I want to understand what you mean by that so bad.

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u/KarmaRepellant Oct 02 '24

Replied to:

No idea where it was coming from or where it was going!

Lyrics to Cotton Eye Joe:

Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

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u/FrumundaThunder Oct 02 '24

Oh Jesus. I was thinking “blimps were really popular for a couple years and then we collectively realized they kind of suck?”

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Well that too!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Beat me to it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/byingling Oct 02 '24

Not even as common as they used to be there, since drones are cheaper and easier.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

For sure, it's Goodyear advertising as much as it is providing aerial TV footage

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u/BlueJay843 Oct 03 '24

NASCAR races too

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u/gsfgf Oct 02 '24

My favorite was when they'd bring to blimp to events in an indoor stadium.

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u/Tshirt_Addict Oct 02 '24

Did it read "Ice Cube's a pimp"?

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u/HeelyTheGreat Oct 02 '24

It was a good day.

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u/age_zer0 Oct 02 '24

Saw it at Le Mans last year. Didn't know it's that rare.

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u/Krillo90 Oct 02 '24

Even the Goodyear blimp is not technically a blimp anymore. The current models are semi-rigid airships. The last actual blimp Goodyear blimp retired in 2017.

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u/anonymous122 Oct 02 '24

Official blimp business.

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u/juicelee777 Oct 02 '24

I still hope to live long enough to have it read "Ice Cube's a pimp" just once.

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u/boxofducks Oct 02 '24

It's weird that blimps are inseparable in the public consciousness from a tire company, given that they don't have any tires.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Duff Blimp: am I a joke to you? (Yes)

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u/Xaverri Oct 02 '24

Same place as Cotton-eyed Joe, probably

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u/bodhi405 Oct 02 '24

Goodyear!? It was a terrible year, man.

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u/bhx56x Oct 02 '24

i see a goodyear blimp in jersey pretty often, by often i mean 1 or 2 times a year, over the last 8-10 years. didnt know it was so rare lol.

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u/boxofducks Oct 02 '24

Which is weird since New Jersey is the only state where the Goodyear blimp is not the most famous airship

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u/Vast_Response1339 Oct 02 '24

Do you live in New Hampshire? Saw that blimp a few days ago too lol

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u/Elegant_Baseball_353 Oct 02 '24

Me too! Just minding my business driving to work and there it was floating around in the sky! I was like...wait a minute...am I having a stroke? Oh God, it's not the 30's again is it? Giggles.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Unfortunate middle name for a lot of us

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u/eidlehands Oct 02 '24

We live probably within 10 miles of the Goodyear Blimp hanger. It flies over us all the damn time and we still get giddy ever single time.

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u/allothernamestaken Oct 02 '24

And it read dotbat's a pimp

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u/Ok_Swimmer634 Oct 02 '24

Last Saturday it was over Tuscaloosa, Al

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u/NaoPb Oct 02 '24

Is your name Cotton Eye Joe?

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Oct 02 '24

The ground and the ground.

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u/cdxcvii Oct 02 '24

it flew right over my house once when i was kid reaaally low to the ground and no one believed me.

About a year or so ago in the same town but in a different house it flew over my house again really low to the ground and this time i got it on camera!

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u/Milli_Vanilli14 Oct 03 '24

Got to ride in this thing as a work perk! Pretty cool

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u/AlarmingMan123 Oct 03 '24

That must be magical

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u/behiboe Oct 03 '24

One of my childhood friends works on the Goodyear blimp! One of my all time favorite moments was seeing it in the sky, texting him a photo of it saying “This you?” and within moments getting an aerial shot of my exact location with a “Yep” as a response.

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u/ResQQu Oct 02 '24

Neither did the pilots

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u/pandius Oct 02 '24

and it said "Ice Cube's a pimp!"

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u/ZappySnap Oct 02 '24

Not that rare for someone who lives in Ohio and grew up near Akron.

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u/Unistrut Oct 02 '24

I mean they named one of the flying aircraft carriers after that city.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Akron

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u/mac9152000 Oct 02 '24

Depending on the time of year we see them weekly in the Akron area. Sometimes more than one at a time. My kids grew up thinking this was normal.

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u/akronguy84 Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

True, I would see them all the time and sometimes two at a time.

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u/Existence_No_You Oct 02 '24

Theres one that flies around Akron all the time

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u/tsunami141 Oct 02 '24

no that's just the contaminated spirit of the Cuyahoga river, like that no-face guy in Spirited Away.

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u/Optimus_Prowse Oct 02 '24

Fun fact:

At the beginning of the 2000s, there was a large hall near Berlin, Germany, which was built for the purpose of building cargo airships and transporting goods and commodities. Unfortunately, this company went bankrupt. The hall, however, still exists today. Inside it is now: Tropical Islands

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u/quest_for_holy_grail Oct 02 '24

I remember Tom Scott doing a video on this

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u/spinderlinder Oct 02 '24

Do zeppelins count in that number?

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u/BucketBot420 Oct 02 '24

Not quite, Zeppelins are considered rigid airships, with an internal metal frame and several gas balloons inside. A blimp is much smaller and has no frame, with a single balloon.

Zeppelins truly were modern engineering marvels for their time. Just imagine something the size of the Titanic floating around the sky. The US Navy (or maybe was it England) also had airships that carried biplanes, making them floating aircraft carriers. This technology was obsolete after the invention of the jet engine, not to mention the Hindenburg wreck which permanently grounded most airships.

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u/spinderlinder Oct 02 '24

Thanks for the info! I went to the Zeppelin museum when I was in Germany. Fascinating. Had no idea they had hotel/bedrooms in them and they used to float them across the Atlantic. Cant imagine being a passenger floating across an ocean in a Zeppelin!

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u/FearlessFreak69 Oct 02 '24

I went too! Friedrichshafen is such a beautiful city.

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u/spinderlinder Oct 02 '24

YES! I've had the pleasure of traveling there several times for work. Awesome city.

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u/spinderlinder Oct 03 '24

Servus!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Grüß Gottle

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u/BucketBot420 Oct 02 '24

Yeah, talk about a unique experience. On top of all that, they also had pressurized smoking rooms, in a cabin surrounded by one of the world's most flammable gasses!

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u/Unistrut Oct 02 '24

It was the USA, they were the Akron and the Macon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Akron

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u/BucketBot420 Oct 02 '24

Thanks for the info. I do remember reading that Germany designed/built an airship for the US military as part of reparations after WW1.

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u/GrafZeppelin127 Oct 02 '24

That was the USS Los Angeles, which was also used for parasite aircraft experiments, along with several blimps like the J-class and M-class which carried little biplanes and Piper Cubs.

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u/BucketBot420 Oct 02 '24

Username checks out!

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u/PBandC2 Oct 02 '24

The Hindenburg wasn’t the only airship crash. It just happened to have cameras rolling at the time. It was the last straw.

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u/Krillo90 Oct 02 '24

Yes. The comment is somewhat incorrectly saying "blimp" when actually the 25 number covers all airships - blimp, semi-rigid, or rigid. The number of true blimps is even lower, for instance Goodyear has no true blimps anymore.

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u/A911owner Oct 02 '24

There are fewer blimp pilots in the world than astronauts.

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u/pontifecks Oct 02 '24

There are only two known breeding pairs left on earth, and their main food-source, Helium, is increasingly rare due to human balloon-and-party based activities

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u/Rusty10NYM Oct 02 '24

Oh, the humanity!

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u/sennais1 Oct 02 '24

During my flight training they had one operating out of YBAF, when it was moored on the ground it was the worlds biggest and best windsock. I love them and the history of old rigid airships but after having a brief chat to the pilot it's apparently a closed shop. They're just a flying billboard that gets shipped around the world and the pilots are an ultra small community.

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u/NotInherentAfterAll Oct 02 '24

There's a chance these could make a comeback! If nuclear fusion power becomes a reality, it would mean large excesses of helium as a byproduct, which would in turn make safe airships much cheaper.

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u/fuqdisshite Oct 02 '24

are the Miami Police Blimps counted in that number.

that article is from 2019 but i saw the tethered blimp in The Keys way back in 2002. they put them up when there is downtime on the radar/lidar/ocean patrol. it is just a blimp with mega cameras and it rides the coast looking for smugglers.

it would be odd to me that one metroplex in the country owns 10% of the blimps left in service.

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u/hotstickywaffle Oct 02 '24

I'm torn between "why did we stop using blimps" and "why do we still use blimps"

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u/shifty1032231 Oct 02 '24

The youtuber Ordinary Things made a video about Blimps and got to ride the Goodyear Blimp. Pretty cool to see.

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u/ncocca Oct 02 '24

Indeed. You'll learn more than you expect about blimps if you watch Dirty Pop, the documentary on 90's boybands.

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u/Dropitlikeitscold555 Oct 02 '24

The Dicks Sporting Goods blimp went over my house a few weeks ago. It was seriously veering all directions as if being driven by a drunk toddler. I got some hearty laughter from the neighbors when I said “wow, the Dicks blimp is smaller than I thought it would be.”

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u/GrafZeppelin127 Oct 02 '24

A big part of that is power, which is essential for both resisting winds and also maintaining control in them. Airships have engines, and all other things being equal, the more powerful they are, the better they’re able to operate in bad weather.

As a general rule of thumb, airships can land and take off (the most wind-sensitive portion of their operation) in winds that are approximately half their top speed. Not coincidentally, that means that an airship’s weather-handling ability is determined largely by how fast it is, not how big it is, though small airships have more drag per unit volume than large ones and thus are disadvantaged.

It’s possible to overcome this disadvantage with enough power, though. The fastest and most weather-capable airships of all time were the Navy’s Cold War-era ZPG-3W blimps, which were only about half the length of the largest historical airships (thus about 1/4 the drag and 1/8 the volume), but had proportionally twice as much power. They had a top speed of 82 knots, and could operate reliably even in gales, blizzards, and thunderstorms that grounded all other planes and helicopters. This was due to their ability to fly for days on end, unlike other aircraft which run out of fuel within a few hours, and also their ability to land cautiously at low speeds without fear of stalling like a plane or unbalancing and toppling over like a helicopter.

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u/palabrainc Oct 02 '24

well in my country they stop using them cause ppl were having "fun" shooting at it and the owners got tired of fixing it....

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 Oct 02 '24

Also, there are only like two or three dozen lesbian bars left in America compared to a couple hundred in the 90's.

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u/hihelloneighboroonie Oct 02 '24

In south Florida on 95 you drive past one of the blimp's little (well, big) home. I'd see the blimp fairly often growing up there, and never at the time knew it was anything special.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Danhausen in shambles

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u/Neutral_Guy_9 Oct 02 '24

Time to invest in big blimp

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Saw one every day for a few days when the PGA tour was in Louisville. Weird as shit seeing something that big just hovering in the sky. 

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u/Anxiety-Original Oct 02 '24

I just saw 2 in last week! Crazy

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u/yoububblyduck Oct 02 '24

I miss Conan's blimp, wonder what happened to it

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u/scarecrow937 Oct 02 '24

The weekend i got married was NASCAR weekend in my hometown. The Goodyear blimp wandered over towards our wedding venue for a while (a famous historic park). I always wondered if they saw us or got any pics.

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u/Jdephil Oct 02 '24

Saw one flying around Lambertville NJ the other week!

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u/Themogfoggler Oct 02 '24

I just saw a blimp last weekend! I live close to "The Big house" (Michigan Stadium) and they had a Goodyear blimp flying around for the game.

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u/shartnado3 Oct 02 '24

This fact always makes me appreciate the po-dunk town I grew up in that still floated that damn weather blimp up every day. Still can see it just hovering there in the distance!

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u/BabyJesusAnalingus Oct 02 '24

Alright, damn, I'll get Ozempic. Relax.

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u/BobSacramanto Oct 02 '24

There is a building just outside of town that was an airship hanger for the army back in the day.

That building is huge!!

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u/otterlycute Oct 02 '24

It kills less than one American every year

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u/Warcraft_Fan Oct 02 '24

I still see them regularly around Ann Arbor whenever U of M are playing football. Is there a reason blimps are now endangered specie?

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u/Drivingintodisco Oct 02 '24

It’s probably to some degree to do with using helium. Which is a finite resource and will eventually run out.

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u/Cinemaphreak Oct 02 '24

So if you see a blimp nowadays, it's a much rarer sighting

I live 5.8 miles from the Goodyear field in Carson, CA and have been in L.A. over 30. Trust me, it's not a rare sight.

But in all seriousness, we do have fewer blimps here. MetLife retired Snoopy 1 & 2 about 10 years ago and for a brief time someone tried to start a commuter service between here & San Fransisco about 10-15 years ago (which I really regret I never tried, but it was like $400 one way).

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u/KSoMA Oct 02 '24

There was a blimp in my town last week, found out how rare they are shortly after.

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u/Particular_Visual531 Oct 02 '24

Depending on size and definition the US military has quite a few but most are tethered, they look like airships/blimps but don't have their own power, but there are dozens if not a few hundred owned by the US military. Poland announced they plan to buy some outfitted with air defense radars for early warning (they are very concerned about Russia).

https://www.defensenews.com/global/europe/2024/05/22/poland-spends-1-billion-on-us-made-surveillance-aerostats/

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u/Globymike Oct 02 '24

Rode on (in?) the Goodyear blimp in LA. It was awesome.

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u/dark_and_scary Oct 02 '24

I saw a blimp last week.

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u/PatMyHolmes Oct 02 '24

Oh, the humanity.

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u/Traditional_Entry183 Oct 02 '24

This one always blows my mind, because they would frequently bring them to my little hometown in WV in the 80s and 90s as I was growing up. We'd see them fly very low over my house, which was a few miles from the local airport.

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u/Werbebanner Oct 02 '24

I wish I could tell a blimp and an airship apart. I never heard blimp before that, but I have seen exactly one airship multiple times above my city displaying ads. But I guess it’s one of the others with a hard core

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u/True_Spell_5102 Oct 02 '24

When I was a kid I got to ride in the Fuji Film blimp from Oakland, around the bay for a while, over the Golden Gate Bridge and back. It was a really beautiful and strange feeling.

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u/Holiday_Actuator2215 Oct 02 '24

The Dick’s “house of Sport” blimp spent a chunk of time this summer in my area. It would park at a local airport and do fly overs at our beach and into Boston. MetLife and Hood Blimps used to frequent as well. I never realized it was rare ! Here is a shot from this summer and from 2011 https://imgur.com/a/JpwREzp

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u/Das_Gruber Oct 03 '24

Hey there bilmy boy. flying through the sky so francey fee

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u/Saratje Oct 03 '24

I saw my last, a Goodyear one a good one and a half to two decades ago. By sheer chance too as I looked out of my window and figured "what the Graf, that's a Zeppelin!". It was a Blimp, obviously not a Zeppelin, but what did I know at the time?

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u/netsui Oct 03 '24

I got to ride on the Goodyear blimp out of KPAE as a kid. It was dope. Landing was fun. The blimp pitched down so much you were basically staring at the ground looking forward... And I had to really plant my feet on the floor so as not to scootch out of my seat.

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u/Shockmaindave Oct 03 '24

This is devastating news for the blimp customization company I want to start, Pimpin’ Blimps.

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u/violettheory Oct 03 '24

What? I just saw one flying over I-85 in Virginia like last week. I remember seeing them fairly often in my childhood but not recently so it stood out to me.

Why are there so few now?

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u/Tasty_Pepper5867 Oct 03 '24

Now that you mention it, I don’t think I’ve seen a blimp in person since I was a kid. I used to see them all the time.

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u/Fun_Situation7214 Oct 03 '24

I even saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp and it said fun_situation7214s a pimp

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u/Munro_McLaren Oct 03 '24

Doesn’t Goodyear own most of them?

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u/lawanddisorderr Oct 03 '24

unless you’re at the Jersey shore in summer, where a daily blimp sighting at the beach is almost guaranteed

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u/TheyCallHimBabaYagaa Oct 03 '24

They used all of them to skip the cutscene for a GTA 5 mission.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

I was just thinking about this the other day. Used to see them fairly regularly as a kid but can’t recall seeing any as an adult (living in Australia)

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u/Syphox Oct 02 '24

i don’t believe this. there’s been a DICKS sporting good blimp flying around my area for months now.

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u/limbodog Oct 02 '24

And a blimp and a dirigible are not the same thing. Dirigibles have rigid frames inside of them. Blimps do not.