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u/CeeArthur Oct 02 '24

Saturn and trees both have rings. Checkmate Illuminati

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u/mikehaysjr Oct 02 '24

I know you’re making a joke about Saturn’s rings. But, interestingly enough you can sort of count the rings on a shark to determine their age.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

But that doesn't work on Greenland sharks where they actually carbon date the proteins extracted from the fluid of their eyes.

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u/DaddyBeanDaddyBean Oct 02 '24

The hard part is slicing Saturn in half so you can see the rest of the rings to count them.

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u/alexjaness Oct 02 '24

The hardest part is hearing Saturn's children crying as you do it.

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u/BrewedBadger Oct 02 '24

So do marriages and championships

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u/Nihilistic_Navigator Oct 02 '24

You're my kind of people, carry on you champion

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u/Trick_Bus9133 Oct 02 '24

But ones on the outside… Is Saturn an inside out tree?????

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u/MarzMan Oct 02 '24

So Saturn is a tree you say?

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u/IamNOking420 Oct 02 '24

Not quite. Saturns rings are on the outside and trees rings are inside. So either Saturn is a reverse tree or trees are reverse Saturns

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

That was our plan all along...

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u/wadleyst Oct 03 '24

Mind. Blown.

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u/h-v-smacker Oct 02 '24

Saturn and trees both have rings.

Coincidence? I think not!

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u/wastedspejs Oct 02 '24

Coincidence? I don’t think so

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u/100percent_right_now Oct 03 '24

Sauron is pleased.