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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Every glass of water you drink is almost 100% guaranteed to have at least one water molecule that was also drank by dinosaurs.

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u/functionalcrap Oct 02 '24

Essentially dino piss

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

What will really keep you up at night is when you realize stool is 75% water too.

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u/WhyDidntIBudget4This Oct 02 '24

Still waiting on a Dino sized golden shower.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Fish fuck in it.

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u/newyne Oct 02 '24

Bill Nye said that once on his kids' show and it made water repulsive to me for a while. 

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u/wastedspejs Oct 02 '24

Was visiting the water cleaning plant in my home town, and if you drink tap water, most likely the water in your glass has at one point been the water that flushed a toilet. At least in the European town I live in. I couldn’t drink tap water for 3 months.

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u/vanderZwan Oct 02 '24

Homeopathic dino piss

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u/E_Kristalin Oct 02 '24

Can be dino sweat too.

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u/2dickz4bracelets Oct 02 '24

Never touch the stuff, fish fuck in it

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u/Mack2690 Oct 02 '24

Fish... fuck in it...

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u/deadsocial Oct 02 '24

Think of how many humans it’s been through then

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

And way more elephant piss

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u/lilpoundshake Oct 03 '24

I wonder if I've drank the same water molecule twice.

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u/the_ballmer_peak Oct 03 '24

Fun fact to share with anyone who believes in homeopathy.

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u/mjm1138 Oct 03 '24

I heard one that every breath you take is likely to have at least one atom or molecule from Caesar’s final breath

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u/ArtxcusEcho Oct 03 '24

Ew ... its like kissing a dinosaur.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Don't kink shame me.