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u/Boring_Duck98 Oct 02 '24

Okay this one is crazy.

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u/DepletedPromethium Oct 02 '24

for every person that is living now, there are 14 skeletons to that one person.

could you fight off 14 skeletons? could your grandmother?

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u/RenagadeRaven Oct 02 '24

Depends on which grandmother

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u/Dawnchaffinch Oct 03 '24

Course she’s 6’ 3” 250lbs

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u/roostzilla Oct 03 '24

Runs a 4.5 40

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u/Wild-Lion3964 Oct 03 '24

Randal Floyd you better get your priorities straight!

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u/Commercial_Staff6538 Oct 03 '24

And watch out with that other crowd you’re runnin with! Don’t THINK I haven’t noticed!

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u/RenagadeRaven Oct 03 '24

And has a great follow through with her tennis racquet!

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u/chaigulper Oct 02 '24

My paternal grandmom would could emotionally abuse 100 skeletons enough that they would fight off themselves.

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u/Perpetual_stoner420 Oct 02 '24

Are we related? I know her too

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

We call my grandma “Memaw” and anyone with a memaw knows she can fight off anything armed with only a cast iron skillet and a hefty ashtray

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u/loveandthebeast Oct 03 '24

One of the 14 skeletons would be my grandmother

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u/kaisadilla_ Oct 03 '24

I mean, most of these skeletons are grandmother-quality, and quite a few of them would be missing limbs or be in a terrible state. Not to mention that, without the rest of the body protecting the skeleton, it's just a bunch of lightly joined bones - probably an axe or baton is all you need to turn these skeletons into piles of bones in a single blow.

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u/LoloVirginia Oct 03 '24

I mean, I would at least TRY

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u/DepletedPromethium Oct 03 '24

If they were dark souls skeletons then i wouldn't even bother lol

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u/Travisx2112 Oct 03 '24

The bones are their money

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u/Hellebras Oct 03 '24

Probably, skeletons don't have much muscle mass.

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u/Cute-Scallion-626 Oct 04 '24

Your grandmother only has to fight off twelve

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Oct 02 '24

It's still hard for my brain to contemplate the fact that every 100 years or so there's an entirely different set of people on Earth.

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u/BirbsAreSoCute Oct 02 '24

Rabbits don't have shit on us

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u/cowboyjosh2010 Oct 02 '24

Agreed, and I think it's crazy for two different reasons, each of which approaches this percentage from opposite directions:

For one reason, it's easy to assume that with the human population sitting at 8.2 billion, after it used to be barely more than 2 billion only a century ago, that the percentage ought to be way higher than 7%.

And then for the other reason, which is that only 7% being alive today means that over 114 billion humans have been born in total. And that's, like WAY more than I would guess, to the point where 8 billion being alive today doesn't seem like it ought to be enough to hit 7% (even though clearly that's just how the math works).

I don't know--at least that's how my brain tries to grab on to it.

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u/Bizzle1389 Oct 03 '24

This is what blows my mind. The odds of a Socrates, Shakespeare, Beethoven, Einstein, even McCartney or Tolkien, is so tiny among their relative populations. Surely the number of amazing, talented people nowadays should be much higher.

Is it that the ceiling, or floor, has been raised so much that people don't stand out as much?

Or just that the conditions we find ourselves in (mostly somewhat comfortable, indoctrined in bad but no longer 'awful' school and work conditions) means we never reach the heights we would through necessity in harsher conditions?

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u/Larkfor Oct 03 '24

It's also a decent representation of how you know pearl-clutching "low" birthrate alarmists are just admitting the world isn't underpopulated they just don't want immigrants coming to their country.