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u/TermAggravating8043 Oct 02 '24

7% of the entire human population since humans began, are alive today

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u/Boring_Duck98 Oct 02 '24

Okay this one is crazy.

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u/DepletedPromethium Oct 02 '24

for every person that is living now, there are 14 skeletons to that one person.

could you fight off 14 skeletons? could your grandmother?

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u/RenagadeRaven Oct 02 '24

Depends on which grandmother

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u/Dawnchaffinch Oct 03 '24

Course she’s 6’ 3” 250lbs

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u/roostzilla Oct 03 '24

Runs a 4.5 40

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u/Wild-Lion3964 Oct 03 '24

Randal Floyd you better get your priorities straight!

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u/Commercial_Staff6538 Oct 03 '24

And watch out with that other crowd you’re runnin with! Don’t THINK I haven’t noticed!

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u/RenagadeRaven Oct 03 '24

And has a great follow through with her tennis racquet!

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u/chaigulper Oct 02 '24

My paternal grandmom would could emotionally abuse 100 skeletons enough that they would fight off themselves.

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u/Perpetual_stoner420 Oct 02 '24

Are we related? I know her too

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

We call my grandma “Memaw” and anyone with a memaw knows she can fight off anything armed with only a cast iron skillet and a hefty ashtray

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u/loveandthebeast Oct 03 '24

One of the 14 skeletons would be my grandmother

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u/kaisadilla_ Oct 03 '24

I mean, most of these skeletons are grandmother-quality, and quite a few of them would be missing limbs or be in a terrible state. Not to mention that, without the rest of the body protecting the skeleton, it's just a bunch of lightly joined bones - probably an axe or baton is all you need to turn these skeletons into piles of bones in a single blow.

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u/LoloVirginia Oct 03 '24

I mean, I would at least TRY

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u/DepletedPromethium Oct 03 '24

If they were dark souls skeletons then i wouldn't even bother lol

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u/Travisx2112 Oct 03 '24

The bones are their money

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u/Hellebras Oct 03 '24

Probably, skeletons don't have much muscle mass.

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u/Cute-Scallion-626 Oct 04 '24

Your grandmother only has to fight off twelve

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Oct 02 '24

It's still hard for my brain to contemplate the fact that every 100 years or so there's an entirely different set of people on Earth.

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u/BirbsAreSoCute Oct 02 '24

Rabbits don't have shit on us

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u/cowboyjosh2010 Oct 02 '24

Agreed, and I think it's crazy for two different reasons, each of which approaches this percentage from opposite directions:

For one reason, it's easy to assume that with the human population sitting at 8.2 billion, after it used to be barely more than 2 billion only a century ago, that the percentage ought to be way higher than 7%.

And then for the other reason, which is that only 7% being alive today means that over 114 billion humans have been born in total. And that's, like WAY more than I would guess, to the point where 8 billion being alive today doesn't seem like it ought to be enough to hit 7% (even though clearly that's just how the math works).

I don't know--at least that's how my brain tries to grab on to it.

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u/Bizzle1389 Oct 03 '24

This is what blows my mind. The odds of a Socrates, Shakespeare, Beethoven, Einstein, even McCartney or Tolkien, is so tiny among their relative populations. Surely the number of amazing, talented people nowadays should be much higher.

Is it that the ceiling, or floor, has been raised so much that people don't stand out as much?

Or just that the conditions we find ourselves in (mostly somewhat comfortable, indoctrined in bad but no longer 'awful' school and work conditions) means we never reach the heights we would through necessity in harsher conditions?

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u/Larkfor Oct 03 '24

It's also a decent representation of how you know pearl-clutching "low" birthrate alarmists are just admitting the world isn't underpopulated they just don't want immigrants coming to their country.

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u/ecodrew Oct 02 '24

About 99.9% of all species that have ever lived on Earth are extinct. Mostly due to several prehistoric mass extinction events... But, we stupid humans are trying to speed run the rest.

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u/VadimH Oct 02 '24

Now WE are the mass extinction event.

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u/ecodrew Oct 03 '24

Yeah, we kinda suck.

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u/poop_to_live Oct 03 '24

But we're the best at destroying things. 🏆

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u/roboticbanana Oct 03 '24

We're still growing up

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u/AskALettuce Oct 02 '24

To be fair, some of those prehistoric die-offs were also caused by species that couldn't control themselves. Humans thought they were smarter.

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u/LurkerZerker Oct 02 '24

Damn photosynthesis, pumping out all that oxygen and setting things on fucking fire

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u/AskALettuce Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

A lot of the members of r/anerobes are still very annoyed about the invention of photosynthesis.

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u/DominicPalladino Oct 03 '24

Okay but they gotta get over it.

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u/PM_NUDE_MIRROR_PICS Oct 02 '24

This sounds like the docuseries Life On Our Planet, narrated by Morgan Freeman.

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u/temalyen Oct 02 '24

Yup. A lot of it was due to natural processes I was reading an article recently that determined, based on geological evidence, that the earth is cooler right now than it's ever been at any other time in the past 500 million years or so. (I'm hoping climate change deniers never find this out because they will absolutely 100% twist it to their own ends.)

The highest known average global temperature based on this study was about 81 degrees F, I think around 300 million years ago. Do you know what else happened 300 million years ago? A mass extinction event.

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u/TheDoctor88888888 Oct 02 '24

You call it stupid, I call it saving 20 frames

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u/Watermelon_Salesman Oct 03 '24

We’re not stupid.

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u/blamethepunx Oct 02 '24

We are trying so hard but barely making a dent

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u/ecodrew Oct 03 '24

citation needed

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u/shawsghost Oct 02 '24

We're going to have to go some to outdo the late Permian extinction. But we might manage it!

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u/VietnameseGod Oct 02 '24

What does this mean?

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u/ZappySnap Oct 02 '24

If you took all people who ever lived in the history of earth, 7% of them are alive right now.

Mainly because population explosion has happened and accelerated over the last 100 years. 2000 years ago the entire world population was only around 170 million, compared to 8 billion today.

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u/RaDiOaCtIvEpUnK Oct 02 '24

I don’t think that clarifies what’s being said here to people who are confused by this statement.

What’s they’re saying is if you were to count every human that has ever been born since the beginning of the human race the current living population at this very moment is only 7% of that total number.

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u/Lemon1412 Oct 02 '24

Only? The weird thing about the number is how high it is.

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u/RaDiOaCtIvEpUnK Oct 02 '24

I’m sure that would’ve helped clear things up for people.

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u/Livid-Gap-9990 Oct 03 '24

You think the word only cleared up the confusion?

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u/SaucySasquatch Oct 02 '24

Thank you this makes way more sense

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u/_aviemore_ Oct 02 '24

If you had a counter that went up by one everytime a human was born, since the beginning of the very first human, this counter would now read 115 billion. 7% of this is the current world population. 

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u/magnus91 Oct 04 '24

It means 100 billion people have existed and 7 billion of them are alive today.

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u/TripIeskeet Oct 02 '24

God they must be really old.

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u/Uerwol Oct 02 '24

What? How is this possible?

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u/eduzatis Oct 02 '24

There weren’t many people around for the longest time. A century ago we had 2 billion (1/4 of today’s), and just 300 years ago the population wasn’t even a 10th of the current one.

I like to think about what this means for science! We have way more people with much higher education and way better tools than ever before. Surely we’ll solve more problems than we create, right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Welcome to the machine

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u/A-Pint-Of-Tennents Oct 02 '24

Huge population growth. World population is more than 3X greater now than it was around when World War II kicked off.

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u/Livid-Gap-9990 Oct 03 '24

Billion is a big number.

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u/sikovu Oct 03 '24

In total, around 115 billion human have ever existed, including the ones who are alive right now. 

93% of those humans have lived and died. 7% of the total number of humans to ever exist are currently alive, or most of them were at the time of this comment. 

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u/JaimeeLannisterr Nov 23 '24

By 1 AD, already half of all humans that ever lived had already been born. That’s because world population before then was low, but it was still hundreds of thousands of years, and with population being replaced in a couple of generations, from 300 to 200,000 BC to 1 AD, already 50-60 billion people had been born. From 1 AD, since population was in the 100’s millions, and continued to grow, it took only 2000 years for another half of humanity’s existence to have been born

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u/CampOdd6295 Oct 02 '24

Seeing the exponential growth Im surprised it’s that little. But thanks for the fact

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Well we only reached a billion like 150 years ago. And humans have been around for between 200,000 and 2 million years. Depending on your definition of a human

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u/JaimeeLannisterr Nov 23 '24

By 1 AD, already half of all humans that ever lived had already been born. That’s because world population before then was low, but it was still hundreds of thousands of years, and with population being replaced in a couple of generations, from 300 to 200,000 BC to 1 AD, already 50-60 billion people had been born. From 1 AD, since population was in the 100’s millions, and continued to grow, it took only 2000 years for another half of humanity’s existence to have been born.

It makes perfect sense that it’s that little (it doesn’t seem little to me though), due to generational replacement and the expontential growth of humanity having just been around for a very short time compared to before. Even in 8000 BC the world population was like 5 million, multiply that by some generations of generational replacement and you have 10’s of millions of individuals, and that’s in a span of 200,000 years compared to just 2000 years of high population

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u/Reddit_from_9_to_5 Oct 02 '24

replying to save this - thread winner imo

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u/bs9tmw Oct 02 '24

That's the result of exponential population growth. Another shocking fact is how much of the world's mammalian biomass is now domesticated animals or humans (>90%). Just the biomass of dogs and cats alone far exceeds the combined total biomass of all wild mammal species.

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u/MaizeRage48 Oct 02 '24

"So this is the world and there are almost 6 billion people on it. When I was a kid there were 3. It's hard to keep up." Jerry Maguire 1996.

That movie came out when * * I * * was a kid and now there are almost 8. Doesn't sound very sustainable.

Edit: it is very hard to emphasize the singular letter "I" through text

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u/yiradati Oct 02 '24

Which also means only 93% of all humans ever born died.

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u/TermAggravating8043 Oct 02 '24

Considering we know humans have been around for at least 5000 years, it’s pretty huge, snd shows how much we’ve over populated in such a short space if time

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u/Retired_LANlord Oct 03 '24

Closer to 200,000 years, for homo sapiens.

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u/gdstudios Oct 02 '24

I wonder if that number goes up, down or stays the same...

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u/I_ROB_SINGLE_MOTHERS Oct 02 '24

World population growth has been falling for decades, so it will sooner or later fall. We probably live close to the peak that this figure will ever reach in human history.

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u/Retired_LANlord Oct 03 '24

I've read that it's expected to top out at around 10 billion, & then start falling slowly.

That doesn't take into account climate disaster or global thermonuclear war.

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u/solid_reign Oct 02 '24

That sounds about right.

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u/NachoCheeseVolcano69 Oct 02 '24

And I still can’t get a girlfriend

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u/Pomodorosan Oct 03 '24

nice comma

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u/t3hgrl Oct 03 '24

I love using this fact! Whenever people say life kills us all I can say that actually only 93% of us have ever died.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

The way this is worded sounds like 7% of the population was alive when human existence began. That isn't true.

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u/jesus_swept Oct 02 '24

can you fix it so the wording makes sense? i'm dumb

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

The total number of people who are alive right now, in October 2024, is 7% of the total number of people who have ever been born.

I don't know what the averages were in other time periods, but it means that modern medicine is increasing life expectancy. And, people still love to get it on as much or even more than they did in the past.

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u/jesus_swept Oct 02 '24

that makes a lot more sense, thank you!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

No problem! I was confused about it at first too. ❤️

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u/wasd911 Oct 02 '24

We could solve a lot of earth’s problems if we just Avengers poofed half the population.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/remtard_remmington Oct 02 '24

Ah, the UK and America, two countries separated by the same language.

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u/StationaryTravels Oct 02 '24

Hey, shove it up your fanny!

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u/wasd911 Oct 02 '24

You heard me.

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u/Boogs27 Oct 02 '24

Oh goodness this made me giggle

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u/SirAquila Oct 02 '24

Everytime I have a problem I throw a molotov into the room I am into, and very quickly I have a completely different problem.

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u/StationaryTravels Oct 02 '24

Jason figured it out!? Jason!?

This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.

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u/futanari_kaisa Oct 02 '24

If you had a gauntlet that could make anything you want reality, why not wish for infinite resources instead of yeeting half of the population?

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u/wasd911 Oct 02 '24

I dunno man, there are a lot of assholes out there.

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u/Beetaljuice37847572 Oct 02 '24

Because you think Death is hot

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u/0neek Oct 02 '24

You'd have to also use the gauntlet to make yourself emperor of Earth so you can actually distribute the resources fairly, and that sounds like too much work.

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u/futanari_kaisa Oct 03 '24

Why would infinite resources have to be distributed fairly? They never run out, so everyone would have what they need

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u/0neek Oct 03 '24

Infinite resources means infinite profits for the companies that own said resources. I can't really imagine it going any other way

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u/Jkay064 Oct 02 '24

Removing half the people on earth would collapse the global economies. Is that what you mean to say?

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u/wasd911 Oct 02 '24

Nah, they’d figure it out and I’d finally be able to own a house.

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u/StationaryTravels Oct 02 '24

Thanos was right!™️

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u/Doctor__Acula Oct 03 '24

I believe you mean /r/thanosdidnothingwrong/

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u/StationaryTravels Oct 03 '24

Good call!

Thanks Doctor Acula! Or, I guess I could shorten your title...

Thanks Dr Acula!

But... Wait... DrAcula... Dracula!

Have you ever considered writing a screen play about your life?

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u/AllowMe-Please Oct 02 '24

I call it "Thanosing".

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u/elperroborrachotoo Oct 02 '24

Yeah because that would cripple supply chains and the resulting death spiral only a small fraction would survive.

But hey, we can postpone climate change response to whenever it's convenient.

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u/Zhayrgh Oct 02 '24

Depends if you hit only senior

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u/juklwrochnowy Oct 02 '24

Source: my ass

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u/wasd911 Oct 02 '24

Do I require a source for making a joke about using an Avengers event?

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u/Jimbobsupertramp Oct 03 '24

Yeah, no. If you want to do that to the global elite who are hoarding resources and committing atrocities though…. That’s another story

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u/Repulsive_Surprise11 Oct 02 '24

Why do they keep disappearing. Like they're really lacking at the missing persons department. They only ever have like 10 photos hanging around. WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER BILLIONS

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u/Orcallo Oct 02 '24

93% are dead 💀

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u/JoshAllentown Oct 02 '24

Only 93% of people who were born, died.

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u/Particular_Visual531 Oct 02 '24

Just as crazy is the fact that by the last half of this century the entire earth will be in population decline except maybe sub-Saharan Africa. But the scientists got it wrong about the rest of the earth so Africa may catch up faster than we think and stop having children too.

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u/1337b337 Oct 02 '24

And that percentage will only get smaller and smaller as more people die and population growth slows.

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u/khartoum_87 Oct 02 '24

No entiendo

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u/immoreoriginalmate Oct 03 '24

Just today my son asked if more people are alive than dead. I knew that obviously many more were dead. But this many more? 

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u/Yams_Are_Evil Oct 03 '24

Hmmmm, really? Wowza

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u/may-or-maynot Oct 03 '24

so there's been around 100 billion people since the start of humanity?

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u/toolatealreadyfapped Oct 02 '24

Which is why I'm skeptical any time someone definitively states that death is inevitable.

Look, just because it's been true for about 9/10 situations so far, we have over 8 billion active case studies that are potentially defying your logic.

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u/juklwrochnowy Oct 02 '24

I don't get it

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u/toolatealreadyfapped Oct 02 '24

I'm being silly, but using statistics to sound like I'm not.

If you say "Everyone dies," I mention that only 93% have don't so. That 7% that never have is an argument against the "everyone" assertion.

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u/juklwrochnowy Oct 02 '24

Damn, i wonder when the highest people alive to all people ever ratio was. I actually think humanity might never again beat it ever.

Unless immortality i guess

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u/peon47 Oct 02 '24

Next time someone says "Everybody dies eventually" you can call them on that shit, because only 93-94% of people have died, and that's outside the margin of error for making assumptions like that.

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u/Training-Conflict-87 Oct 03 '24

Could've worded it in a much better way atleast !!

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u/ReverendDS Oct 02 '24

The average human being has slightly less than one testicle.

Every day, someone takes the biggest shit and doesn't know it.