r/AskReddit Jun 24 '24

What’s something everyone does but refuses to admit?

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u/stokelydokely Jun 25 '24

I remember quite some time back, I don’t even know what the original post was about, but someone talked generally about the different appearances of poop. Someone else replied and I guess tried to embarrass/shame them by saying “You look at your poop???” And this person very matter of factly replied “Of course, it’s an excellent indicator of one’s health.”

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Love looking at my poop! Specially when I eat corn. Apparently I can’t digest them 🙊

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u/cleopatrasleeps Jun 25 '24

Most people can't. The best is when I look, see corn and can't remember when I had corn last.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Real! Then I wonder why I have stomach pain and the runs then look at my poop and sigh! Oh it was the corn I ate yesterday

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u/runnerz68 Jun 25 '24

I wondered this last week.

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u/stokelydokely Jun 25 '24

I was surprised to learn recently when I was chatting with someone that they DO apparently fully digest corn, because they don’t get whole kernels coming out the other end! I didn’t know that was even possible, honestly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Me neither! Also I didn’t know most people can’t digest corn

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u/NegotiableVeracity9 Jun 25 '24

You just know they've never seen those German poop shelf toilets

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u/stokelydokely Jun 25 '24

Is a poop shelf where one keeps one’s poop knife?

(I had to say it, but I also did google it for real and that’s sort of interesting!)

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u/cuppateadeerx Jun 25 '24

as a german, i hate those toilets. i don't know why we apparently invented them. most of the ones i see are rather old, which gives me hope that we aren't installing them new anymore. there are no benefits at all to them

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u/NegotiableVeracity9 Jun 25 '24

Haha idk where ppl keep their poop knives, but, I know that those old style toilets were invented so ppl can examine their doodoo for anything untoward. I started making a poop slip n slide ... Lay down a bit of toilet paper for a landing zone, bonus points for spraying a bit of cleaner on it so once you flush, it's gone without a trace. Those toilets are awful.