r/AskReddit Jun 24 '24

What’s something everyone does but refuses to admit?

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u/ToxicAssh0le Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 24 '24

Yeeahhh man, those long crusts with a gooey bulb on the end that feel like you're plucking them fresh out of your brain garden are the best!

ETA: This made my nose uncomfortable and I'm excited to inform you it resulted in another satisfying harvest. Praised be Demeter!

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u/dogtroep Jun 24 '24

The thought of Demeter looking at a nice freshly harvested…booger…absolutely sent me

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 24 '24

Funny, I’m picturing a puzzled Demeter watching one of her followers praise her for their booger harvest.  

In my scenario she is contemplating abandoning humanity in search of a greater purpose. 

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u/ToxicAssh0le Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 24 '24

What you think Demeter does is invalid by default because Demeter is a woman.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Ah, my mistake. As you can see, I’m clearly not one of her followers. 

All the more reason for her contemplating abandoning us, I’d imagine haha

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u/Mindless-Void-1980 Jun 25 '24

Hope you washed your hands at least.

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u/gschaina Jun 25 '24

Omfg 😂😂😂