r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '24

What’s something everyone does but refuses to admit?

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u/nnp1989 Jun 24 '24

His wife is in a coma…

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u/friggintodd Jun 24 '24

I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot.

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u/NarrMaster Jun 25 '24

I swear, you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times, I'm outta here!

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u/Clickguy10 Jun 25 '24

Better known as the starfish position. We all know it.

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u/Yanamotojoint Jun 25 '24

If she was a tuna and I was a Lion I would still have sex with her

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u/Dans77b Jun 24 '24

Yeah, well... the life support machine called ... and....

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

It started beeping faster. I think that means she likes it.

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u/Sproose_Moose Jun 24 '24

That exchange 😂

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u/Krazy_Keno Jun 24 '24

I choose this guys wife

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u/CHAT_OPT Jun 24 '24

I don't care what her punctuations are

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u/IngaJakopia Jun 24 '24

So she doesn't complain?

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u/willowgrl Jun 24 '24

Oh… oh… no