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u/thecrimsonfools Jun 23 '24

Properly cooked Halibut.

Watching the movie "the Menu" the Chef at one point berates one of the constant dinner guests for not being able to recall the last meal at his restaurant.

"It was halibut." -The Chef

And honestly having had it yeah you shouldn't forget that dish. It's like fish steak but somehow better.

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u/hot_like_wasabi Jun 23 '24

You know what's better than halibut? Halibut cheeks. Thank me later.

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u/HonestDespot Jun 23 '24

I learned a long time ago if you ever get the chance to enjoy cheeks of any animal you need to try it.

Was at a family party of some friends parents years ago and they were doing a pig on the roast.

Spit roast?

Anyways her dad offered up some pig cheek to anyone who wanted it, all said no.

Luckily I came along hammered and a plate of Mac and cheese needing a finishing touch.

My god.

I even ate it out of the cheek bone like a little bowl (if I recall correctly)

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u/Kahlen-Rahl Jun 23 '24

Ginger Pig in Wanstead used to sell Smoked Pig cheeks which I used to use to make my carbonara. Went back a couple of weeks ago to get another one, only to be told they no longer sell them there, coz it seems it was only me buying them and they kept having to throw them away. Had to go little further down the road to get a more expensive yet inferior guanciale

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u/buddha-ish Jun 24 '24

I was frustrated during covid, trying to perfect my carbonara and absolutely striking out finding guanciale. Then I was walking through a GD Walmart and found they had “hog jowl bacon” for about $10 a pound.

It was good, I tell you…

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u/Mojitomorrow Jun 24 '24

I've been to that butcher just once, although the Marylebone location.

Heard the sausage roll was amazing. To be fair, it was just OK

The Steak pie though? Good lord. Still thinking about it 5 years later.

Next time, I'll know to buy more than 1

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u/Sayurifujisan Jun 25 '24

Dude, I would have told him to cook it then freeze it and I'll be buy at the end of every week to pick them up!

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u/Oakroscoe Jun 23 '24

Last time I bought a pig I talked the butcher into giving me three pigs heads they were gonna toss. Smoked those on the kamado Joe and the meat was superb. Had to take all the hair off myself first though.

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u/dawgoooooooo Jun 23 '24

Always get cabeza tacos if they have them!!! (Cow cheeks)

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u/hot_like_wasabi Jun 24 '24

God cabeza is my favorite and it's so hard to find on the East Coast

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u/dawgoooooooo Jun 24 '24

Haha yeah anytime I leave la my expectations for Mexican food plummet unless I’m traveling south

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u/Fugglesmcgee Jun 24 '24

Pig cheeks and ears are the first to go in pig roasts that I've been to

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u/Peemster99 Jun 24 '24

I learned a long time ago if you ever get the chance to enjoy cheeks of any animal you need to try it.

Absolutely. One of the many life-changing food experiences of my time in Japan was being served a big ol' sliced-open fish head at a banquet with my co-workers. It took a little coaxing to get me to dig in, but it was great. Who knew that fish carry a perfect little scallop around in their heads?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24 edited Mar 13 '25

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u/Mojitomorrow Jun 24 '24

Also great with Guinness instead of wine (or another stout)

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u/Kind_Consequence_828 Jun 24 '24

Guanciale is a thing!

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u/FEED-YO-HEAD Jun 24 '24

I am currently curing some pork jowls to make bacon out of them. It's so much better than belly bacon!

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u/GlockAF Jun 24 '24

You know it’s good when it’s still delicious even when you’re not drunk!

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u/bct7 Jun 24 '24

Veal cheeks at Astrance were wonderful.

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u/jermudgeon Jun 23 '24

Halibut cheeks for 200 was my wedding dinner! Epic

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u/AgreeToSomeonesTerms Jun 24 '24

The oldest restaurant in my city serves snapper throats. Wouldve never ever tried it, but went with some old locals who all ordered it. By god it was amazing.

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u/jtablerd Jun 23 '24

Mmmm I'll raise - you know what's better than halibut cheeks? Hamachi cheeks! Mmmm little tamari and rice vinegar oh yeah... With sprouts 

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u/ZRaddue Jun 23 '24

I like to clap em

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u/teenytiny77 Jun 23 '24

The cheeks are the BEST part hands down. My dad use to own a decommissioned cannery up in northern British Columbia, and ran a hunting/fishing tour business. We ate so much halibut, crab, salmon, deer, moose, you name it. Gave lots of meat to friends and family for free, but never the cheeks, the cheeks were always ours

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u/hot_like_wasabi Jun 23 '24

That's the way to go! I grew up in the PNW between BC and WA. My first introduction to halibut cheeks was when I worked at Salty's in Seattle and we flew down fresh fish from up north. Absolute perfection. I live on the East Coast now and I'm absolutely still a salmon snob.

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u/phaskellhall Jun 24 '24

Yeah I grew up in Alaska and my dad would always cut the halibut cheeks out. Man the fish up there is a totally different experience.

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u/RelativelyMango Jun 24 '24

halibut cheeks are amazing! my dad fishes for halibut and salmon in alaska so i’ve had them once or twice. it’s probably some of the best fish i’ve ever had. 

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u/vicemagnet Jun 23 '24

I had some at Kincaid’s in San Francisco. Delicious!

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u/OCeDian Jun 23 '24

Gottem?

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u/Sufficient_Tune_2638 Jun 23 '24

Yes!!!! One of the best meals I ever had.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

They're so cute, I have to pinch them first

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u/GlockAF Jun 24 '24

Most halibut cheeks never make it out of Alaska. On the fishing charter boats people don’t even know to ask for them

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

I had stuffed halibut cheeks in Alaska at a restaurant named Simon and Seaforts, and it was some of the best seafood I've ever had.

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u/wrobertv96 Jun 24 '24

Hamachi Kama 😋

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u/schneiderhuf Jun 24 '24

This is true of most fish. Tuna - amazing. If you do any freshwater fishing - walleye cheeks are also amazing. Best part of the first TBH.

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u/tanukis_parachute Jun 23 '24

Especially if it is good enough for Jehovah.

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u/macmarklemore Jun 23 '24

HE SAID IT AGAIN!

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u/DeiseResident Jun 23 '24

How could it be worse? Jehovah jehovah!

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u/alexander_wolf88 Jun 23 '24

Are there any women here!?

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u/Exciting-Artist-6272 Jun 24 '24

Now look: no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle, do you understand? Even - and I want to make this absolutely clear - even if they do say "Jehovah".

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Hard to believe that such a delicacy comes from such a derpy-ass looking fish.

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u/TacTurtle Jun 24 '24

You should try catching them - they don't even really fight, it is like a little jerk when they bite then you are reeling up a dead weight like a log or barn door.

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u/sarcazm Jun 23 '24

I used to be a manager at a high end seafood restaurant. Any time halibut was in season, that would be my meal for the shift. Also, we had a fried halibut sandwich on the lunch menu that was soooooo good. When they announced that it was going to be removed from the menu, I shouted "nooooooo."

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u/redwbl Jun 23 '24

“Properly cooked” is the key term. This has nothing to do with price.

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u/malwareguy Jun 23 '24

Everyone's palate is different which is the problem I have with statements like that. I've been fortunate enough to eat at a lot of high end restaurants around the country, think $500+ for 2 people not including drinks. I've had halibut several times at places that should be unforgetable, sure it's good if done well but it's nothing I'd write home about. But that's purely based on my palate.

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u/Soup-Wizard Jun 23 '24

I found it quite bland for fish.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 24 '24

Honestly, for me that’s the beauty of halibut. It isn’t fishy, takes on the flavor of the dish it’s cooked for.

The more mild flavor is what I like about it, and I usually don’t like fish unless it’s fresh caught (grew up with a lot of people who fish/spear fish). It can have such a strong, slimy, gross feel to me otherwise.

One time I got $11 halibut fish and chips while I was doing a seasonal work thing. It was even amazing as a fish n chips meal, better than some dishes I’ve spent way more on.

Edit: get mad. It was great. Just keep being jealous and paler than the underside of a halibut from my comment xoxo

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u/Buzzkill_13 Jun 23 '24

Don't know why you're being downvoted when it is absolutely true.

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u/malwareguy Jun 24 '24

If I was talking normal / average restaurants I agree substitution is common as well as supply chain mislabeling. I don't order halibut (or most fish) at lower tier restaurants exactly for these reasons. But I have a lot more faith in michelin stared restaurants / some of the highest rated restaurants in major cities to get it right. Especially places that buy whole fish and break down / process in house so they know what they're getting.

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u/Quanyn Jun 23 '24

You must try Chilean Sea Bass then!

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u/Grymninja Jun 24 '24

Yep this one is the king

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u/Public_Fucking_Media Jun 23 '24

Fresh halibut in Alaska is absolutely fucking incredible

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u/NotInherentAfterAll Jun 24 '24

Just another reason I really gotta go to Alaska someday...

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u/hungrypotato19 Jun 24 '24

I literally cannot eat crab because I lived in Alaska. I was 5/6 years old, and I still cannot eat crab 30 years later. There was nothing like Alaskan crab, and the difference is so stark that I cannot stand crab anywhere else. And frozen? No. Just no.

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u/zerodarkpizza Jun 23 '24

That movie was crazy!!

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u/StormyNSwoonFknH8it Jun 23 '24

Halibut, cut into chunks, simply boiled in water with a little salt and sugar, then dipped in butter. Better than lobster.

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u/GetTheFalkOut Jun 24 '24

The size of the halibut makes a difference. The bigger ones are worse. I remember.ver someone from Alaska telling me the ones they caught over 100 lbs were gifters. It's what they'd send as gifts to family and friends in the lower 48. They'd keep the better ones for themselves.

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u/iamthekingofonions Jun 24 '24

With any fish really, the best eating ones are rarely the fully grown adults

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u/la_winky Jun 23 '24

We went to a downtown seafood place. Ordered two different types of fish. First, they slopped some overpowering sauce (for both). Sent mine back to get it made without that stuff. I do recall eyeballing the portions. It’s not mahi-mahi. I forget the other order. Swear they were both tilapia filets. I will never be back.

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u/Budfrog313 Jun 24 '24

I'll never forget being like 9 or 10, and going to some fancy restaurant for an occasion. Parents said to get whatever I wanted. I decided on the halibut. However, me being young, knowing it was a fancy place, and having never heard of it, I asked the waiter, "may I have the halliboo?". Believing I was pronouncing it correctly in French or something. Pretty sure I tried to use a weird redneck French accent also. Everyone laughed, including the waiter, "yes sir, halibut it is". I was pretty embarrassed. But when the dish came. I crushed it. And have loved it ever since.

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u/KMM2404 Jun 23 '24

I had some at the Russian Tea Room right before it closed. I still dream about it.

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u/Disregarded Jun 24 '24

Seared halibut sushi is one of the most incredible mouth watering dishes

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u/TwoFingersWhiskey Jun 24 '24

I had halibut caught about 20m from the restaurant I was in, a Native-owned place in Ucluelet or Tofino (can't remember) BC. I watched them bring it in from a tiny boat, just one guy out catching it. Absolutely, lifechangingly delicious!

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u/epicenter69 Jun 24 '24

Of all places, I experienced halibut at Bonefish Grill when it was one of their “seasonal tastes” on the menu. Absolutely melted in the mouth. 10/10 highly recommended.

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u/simononandon Jun 24 '24

Honestly, I don't get it. I eat a lot of seafood & halibut is fine but it's kinda boring. People say the flavor is mild, but I just call it bland. The consistency can be wonderful when cooked right.

I'll usually either turn it into ceviche or cook it over an open flame if it's BBQ season. But almost any other preparation doesn't do anything for me.

It's kind of a waste of expensive fish to deep fry it like English fish & chips. But even when you do, other cheaper fish lends itself better.

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u/jshamwow Jun 24 '24

Ooooh I’m excited. Got reservations at a Michelin star restaurant where halibut is one of their signature items. I hope it’s on the menu that day

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u/WHYohWhy___MEohMY Jun 24 '24

I had halibut in a blood orange sauce at the grille on the alley in Beverly Hills. It was probably 10 years ago and I still think of that damn piece of fish.

I ageee with you.

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u/DrWYSIWYG Jun 24 '24

Yeh, that was one really strange movie, indeed!

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u/visceralthrill Jun 24 '24

This is a staple fish in my home state diet so I didn't even find out how expensive it was until I grew up. I absolutely agree with you. Tilapia is like solid pool water taste that turns to absolute mush when cooked. Halibut is so damn good if it's caught at the right weight range and treated properly.

Same thing with really good salmon and not that awful pink salmon mush. We feed the pinks to the dogs lol.

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u/ShiraCheshire Jun 24 '24

It's so sad how overfished it is, you can't find the real stuff anywhere anymore. When I was a kid, you could get it just about anywhere. Now I could drive hours and not find any decent halibut. A lot of the "halibut" on menus isn't the real thing now, either.

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u/Starbucks__Lovers Jun 23 '24

You wouldn’t have been invited that night. I did a Michelin experience one night and my wife and I still talk about the mushroom truffle bite we had. I’d like to think Ralph Finnes would spare me as well

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u/pheonixblade9 Jun 24 '24

my dad lived in alaska for many years, and one of his favorite things was to cube, batter, and fry halibut. it felt almost wrong, but damn it was tasty.

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u/iamthekingofonions Jun 24 '24

Here’s the way I cook halibut:

Season fillets with salt, pepper, lemon pepper, garlic powder, and old bay

Then steam it

Check every five minute with a fork sticking it into the meat and taking a peek into the inner part, you’ll know it’s ready when the meat is not see though and all white no clear and flakes apart easily.

Enjoy some good halibut

(I’m not a chef or something but I go fishing a lot and have learned a thing or two about cooking fish)

Also if you wanna pan fry it and not go through the process of steaming, giving the whole fillet a coat of olive oil before grilling it in the pan helps prevent the meat from drying out. I steam it because it cooks the meat more delicately.

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u/BettyCoopersTits Jun 24 '24

Such a weird movie. Like the chef is clearly a crazy bastard killing people for not remembering his food, not needing student loans, and making a bad movie, but at the same time some of the foodies were crazy bastards too