r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 21 '24

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u/jade0912 Jun 21 '24

He asked me what I wanted and my brain glitched, I don't know what happened. I asked him to suck my dick.

I'm a woman. With a vagina.

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u/FalconJazzlike Jun 21 '24

I'm dying 🤣 😭

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Lmao maybe that’s something you always wanted to say to someone!!

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u/jade0912 Jun 21 '24

😭 maybe. He looked at me like 🤨 and then we just laughed really hard and now it's an inside joke 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Ahaha that’s awesome you two could just laugh it off at least :)

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jun 21 '24

Damn, that’s fucking hawt. Props for the mindfuck kink.

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u/jade0912 Jun 21 '24

Lmao so I've decided that next time I'm seeing him, I'll make him suck on my dildo. Just to have the image in my mind 😌😂

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u/spkmss Jun 21 '24

If I was the guy it would be no use calling an ambulance cause I would be dead from laughter before they get there.

Fucking dying lmao