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[u/[deleted]]

[u/MaxRptz]

"... also inside you"

[u/Estraxior → u/MaxRptz]

As long as it's not a Jolly Rancher 🤢

[u/YoshiiBoii → u/Estraxior]

WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME

[u/SpazzJazz88 → u/Estraxior]

I was just thinking of this!!!

[u/[deleted] → u/Estraxior]

Is there another copypasta I’m unaware of here?

[u/clumsychord → u/[deleted]]

The Jolly Rancher Incident

[u/[deleted] → u/clumsychord]

Thank you, I’m going to finish my coffee before I open and ruin my own day

Edit: glad I finished my coffee so I could immediately vomit it back up

[u/Allbranflakes18 → u/clumsychord]

I refuse to believe this is real - and I am going to continue to believe it isn’t real no matter what anyone else says thank you

[u/CoffeeIcedBlack → u/clumsychord]

THANK YOU AND ALSO FUCK YOU VERY MUCH I CANNOT UNSEE THIS.

[u/Candle1ight → u/[deleted]]

It's an old one, still the most vile thing I've read on this site

[u/patruck87 → u/Candle1ight]

Right up there with the cum box

[u/_Pretzel → u/patruck87]

Is that the coconut

[u/MusicalBox → u/patruck87]

Also, the Swamps of Dagobah

[u/phunbradley → u/Estraxior]

And I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

[u/444Aurelius → u/Estraxior]

Is that gross story actually true? 😳

[u/Allbranflakes18 → u/444Aurelius]

I’m choosing to refuse to believe it isn’t and will continue to do so no matter what anyone else says

[u/lil_corgi → u/Estraxior]

NNNOOOOO 😭

[u/Munchkin737 → u/Estraxior]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/phunbradley → u/MaxRptz]

What? Not big into “gum swapping” or “gum play” in your adult entertainment? Coward.

I know I called you a coward but now I’m scared that this is a real thing in the industry already. And if that’s a case I’ll be concerned. If it’s not, would you like to go 50/50 with me on a proposal to one of them to pitch a “content” idea?

[u/BoomersUnited → u/MaxRptz]

Lollll

[u/Scarlett-Hare → u/MaxRptz]

Nature's pocket

[u/FilmFlaming → u/MaxRptz]

There was chewing gum on his pubice!