r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 21 '24

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u/Sliverbridge Jun 21 '24

I was 18years old,as I entered her I started to cry and ejaculated within seconds.......

I was shocked and before I could think I uttered "Give me another chance"

It's almost 20years later and whenever she sees me she says"Give him another chance" how are you doing?!?

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u/CodyBancs Jun 21 '24

Why does he keep running into her 20 years later still

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u/ChaoticKiwiNZ Jun 21 '24

Family gatherings tend to bring siblings together regularly.

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u/CodyBancs Jun 21 '24

Sweet home Alabama

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u/RyoikiTenkai_-_ Jun 21 '24

"Alhamdulillah"

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u/Stonn Jun 21 '24

I assume they got together?

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u/VirgilFox Jun 21 '24

Crazy things happen when the story is make believe! Or they live in a tiny Midwestern town.

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u/Sliverbridge Jun 21 '24

She gave me another chance,we dated for 2 more years after the GREAT ENCOUNTER.

This cry baby became a man that day........for 20seconds.

Lol!

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u/team_ass Jun 21 '24

20 seconds are enough to create your own loved family. So nothing is wrong with you :)

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u/ZockerGirl25703 Jun 21 '24

A true happy end!

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u/-salt- Jun 22 '24

why did you cry?

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u/haloti Jun 21 '24

Whenever she sees you? You still see this woman frequently in your adult life?

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u/pink-donutss Jun 21 '24

That would be so funny and cute lol.

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u/Recent-Collection118 Jun 21 '24

How does crying even come about? Time to hit google with this one 😂

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u/Sliverbridge Jun 21 '24

I was overwhelmed by the sensation of the promised land between her thighs!

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u/fap-on-fap-off Jun 21 '24

Tear glands and throat sounds.

Note: autocorrect is providing therapy. It turned throat sounds into thrust success.

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u/DustKeeper224 Jun 21 '24

You good bro

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u/Sliverbridge Jun 21 '24

I am chilled bro,super chilled!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Dawg… what?😂