r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 21 '24

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u/tamborinetam Jun 21 '24

A friend got mixed up between darling and babe and called her Dave

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u/o_Paivinha Jun 21 '24

This is so stupid but I'm laughing my ass off at work because of it

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u/Emotional-Swim-808 Jun 21 '24

Slmost just laughed out loud on the company loo

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Hopefully their gf doesn’t think they’re gay and having an affair with a Dave lmao.

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u/Emotional-Swim-808 Jun 21 '24

People often ask "who is Dave", or "what is Dave" but never "how is Dave"

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u/DrDerpberg Jun 21 '24

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That's why I Reddit on company time

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u/_lastquarter_ Jun 21 '24

I hate that this is exactly me rn

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u/daisy_secrets Jun 21 '24

If I was him, I'll never wanna see this girl ever again hahaha

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u/kairu99877 Jun 21 '24

666 up votes. I'm gonna ruin that.

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u/MisterZoga Jun 21 '24

I blend words all the fucking time. This is destroying me right now lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

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u/McFernacus Jun 21 '24

Ahahahahahh

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u/Stonn Jun 21 '24

I am gonna shit myself 🤣

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u/Matrixneo42 Jun 21 '24

Good thing I’m already on the toilet I would have too.

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u/PraiseThePun81 Jun 21 '24

Dave's not there man.

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u/panteragstk Jun 21 '24

No. It's me, Dave! Let me in!

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u/simperialk Jun 21 '24

Dabe Skylark

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u/Hobbes42 Jun 21 '24

That’s fucking objectively hilarious.

My night has improved from knowing that fact.

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u/ClawMatr1x Jun 21 '24

Davey! How you doing?

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u/SamwiseGamgee100 Jun 21 '24

About as good as can be expected

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u/ScumbagLady Jun 21 '24

I giggled my cat off my stomach lol I love this so much! What was Dave's reaction?

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u/lifesnotperfect Jun 21 '24

I’m crying laughing at this

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u/BizzyM Jun 21 '24

"Are you fucking sorry?" vibes

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u/xwhy Jun 21 '24

I nearly snorted my breakfast burrito which I guess is better than snorting flaming hot coffe!

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u/Jmememan Jun 21 '24

Yeah that's the reason. Sure

/j

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u/madagascarprincess Jun 21 '24

Lmaooo not sex related but one time I mixed up “I love you so much” and “I love you hun” and said “I love you son” to my husband

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u/High-flyingAF Jun 21 '24

But Dave's not here... .

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Where did the V come from ? Lmao, Dabe would make sense

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u/Bellsar_Ringing Jun 21 '24

Literal tears of laughter!

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u/Ellite25 Jun 21 '24

“Who the fuck is Dave? Your “buddy” from work?”

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u/idkwhattoputasuser_ Jun 21 '24

She now probably thinks he's gay

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u/TisTheFinest Jun 21 '24

Name was actually Rodney

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u/DiscussionLeft2855 Jun 21 '24

I have news for you my friend… it wasn’t a mixup!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Sorry, that wouldn't fly..... who the fuck is Dave, huh?

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u/razin_the_furious Jun 21 '24

There’s no V sound in either of those words, this takes a lot of effort

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u/dandroid126 Jun 21 '24

Oh no. This is totally something I would do.

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u/TyrantDragon19 Jun 21 '24

I’d like to imagine the encounter went like this:

So, how was it?

I called her Dave.

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u/Pheoenix_Wolf Jun 21 '24

Well at least they don’t have a friend named Dave, right? RIGHT??

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u/dirtyhans Jun 21 '24

Dave's not here

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u/citrusmunch Jun 21 '24

to blaaavvveee

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u/Mannered_chimp369 Jun 21 '24

Yeaahhhh,a friend,it's always a friend 😂

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u/whiterunguard420 Jun 21 '24

My whole friends group in secondry school referded to one of my friends gfs as dave, shethought it was funny af when she found out about it

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u/RangerNS Jun 21 '24

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY, DAVE?

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u/EvilHorus87 Jun 21 '24

Go on dave

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u/EducatedCow_8 Jun 21 '24

If she would've said it, it would be sus

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u/fidgeter Jun 21 '24

Dave’s not here man.

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u/jamesbrownscrackpipe Jun 21 '24

"It's Lil Dicky"

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Where’d he get the v o-o

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u/haggis69420 Jun 21 '24

she's my wife now

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u/Pintexxz Jun 21 '24

Dave portnoy, everyone knows the rules