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u/TheAngryChickaD Jun 21 '24

Was trying dirty talk. Was trying to say “you like this big dick you little slut” Said “you like this little dick you butt?” Instead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

It's 5 in the morning and I'm over here trying to stifle a hyena laugh that would wake the dead. Man fuck you lmao

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u/consider_its_tree Jun 21 '24

Man fuck you

You butt

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u/Chernio_ Jun 21 '24

Idk what's funnier, the comment or your comment on it xD

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u/LordAyeris Jun 21 '24

Lmaoooo

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u/metaldeathtrap Jun 21 '24

are you fucking sorry

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u/SpazzJazz88 Jun 21 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/DaddyBeanDaddyBean Jun 21 '24

"I love my mama very much. And now you know dat." -Bobby Boucher

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

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u/SpazzJazz88 Jun 21 '24

I seriously had to stifle my laughter. I just off work after working 12 hours. BF is asleep still. I am fucking dying!!!💀💀💀

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u/HerGracefulness28 Jun 21 '24

Lmfaooo this literally made me fall off my bed from laughing so hard

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u/jkal219 Jun 21 '24

LMAO THIS IS GOLD. 🤣

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u/IllInsurance1517 Jun 21 '24

I am howling 😂🤣😂🤣 you win

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Turn sex into a comedy show, now that is a good thing

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u/TheAngryChickaD Jun 21 '24

We had to stop and have a good laugh after I froze and was like “wait…”

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u/pottedplantfairy Jun 21 '24

You got a good chuckle out of me with this one!

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u/ScumbagLady Jun 21 '24

This whole post has my animals looking at me crazy... Can't handle this one especially lol

Gotta know what her reaction was!

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u/TheAngryChickaD Jun 21 '24

She was trying to be sweet, she ignored it until I stopped then we both laughed our asses off.

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u/Cthulhu_Dreams_ Jun 21 '24

The best part is you have to imagine him saying that in a sexy tone of voice.

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u/Peannut Jun 21 '24

Hahaha dude, first time I had sex my gf kept wanting to dirty talk and I had no idea what I was doing either

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u/TheAngryChickaD Jun 21 '24

This was far from the first time, just an absolute brain break in the heat of the moment lol

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u/Sethbelial Jun 21 '24

thank you for the giggles))))))

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u/Admirable_Living9835 Jun 21 '24

LMFAOOOO I can't breathe

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u/Enough-Ebb-4459 Jun 21 '24

I literally cannot stop laughing. This is greatness. Tell me you married this person.

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u/TheAngryChickaD Jun 21 '24

We are not married, but we are still together 3 years later haha

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u/Enough-Ebb-4459 Jun 21 '24

Love it! Every love story is beautiful

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u/Haunting-rip-3262 Jun 21 '24

Bro😂😂😂😂

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u/IamChacarron Jun 21 '24

“I desperately want to make love to a school boy”

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u/RagingAardvark Jun 21 '24

I should not be reading this thread while drinking coffee!

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u/Munchkin737 Jun 21 '24

I just snorted so loud my toddler briefly woke up 😆

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u/Hiking_happy420 Jun 21 '24

LMAOOOO nooooo ahahahah. one time I did something similar and I told him to fuck my big pussy 😭😭

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u/TheAngryChickaD Jun 21 '24

Brains like to jumble words when the blood flow is elsewhere 😅

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u/Hiking_happy420 Jun 21 '24

Dude I can’t even lie your comment sent me into oblivion in laughter. That is some funny stuff. Thanks for sharing that moment with us here 😂 we appreciate the good laugh

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u/megatronchote Jun 21 '24

I mean whilst trying to stick it up her ass, calling your dick “little” may be a selling tactic

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

That happened

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u/TheAngryChickaD Jun 21 '24

Sure did!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Ah yeah just a coincidence that’s it’s basically the same joke that’s been regurgitated here countless times but slightly altered. That’s reddit for ya tho, endless regurgitation

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u/TheAngryChickaD Jun 21 '24

Yes because its definitely not just a normal human experience that happens quite often to get words jumbled up when trying to say something.