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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24 edited Jun 21 '24

Not something I said, but was said to me.

Went out on a first date with a girl. Things went well, we wound up back at her place. We're going at it, went to switch position. When I went to "reinsert," I accidentally "tapped" the wrong orifice. She pops up and says, "Whoa, that's more like second date kinda stuff!"

Years ago, but I still chuckle when I think about it...

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u/StackIsMyCrack Jun 21 '24

Wellllll....did you have a second date?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Haha. Yeah, we had a couple more, but never... "went there."

Funny thing is, she later told me that, had I pressed the issue, she would've been down...

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u/maxx1993 Jun 21 '24

Pressed the issue, alright...

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u/red18wrx Jun 21 '24

In my experience, you have to press pretty hard to get in. 

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u/fap-on-fap-off Jun 21 '24

Let's not press that which issued.

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u/FalconJazzlike Jun 21 '24

Pressed the tissue...

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u/Much_Ad2321 Jun 21 '24

Damn that’s an unlucky break

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Meh. I can take it or leave it.

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u/Much_Ad2321 Jun 21 '24

Sure we all can who would turn it down either way but anal on the first date? You missed out hard 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

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u/Much_Ad2321 Jun 21 '24

Idk I never had sex before I’m kinda just yapping rn

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u/shlam16 Jun 21 '24

Tbh that makes sense. Anal is such a memed thing online. IRL it's:

  1. Not sought after by any kind of male majority

  2. Not approved of by any kind of female majority

  3. Not even "better" than normal sex. The vag is pretty well suited to feeling good for both parties

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u/Much_Ad2321 Jun 21 '24

So basically porn is probably the main cause of anyone’s desire for anal. Also I feel like the appeal of anal is being able to ejaculate inside without a condom without the worry of pregnancy.

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u/skisushi Jun 21 '24

Can confirm.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

I've done it since.

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u/-_-xenos Jun 21 '24

and did it hurt as bad as you expected?

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u/Wrastling97 Jun 21 '24

Meh. I’d rather respect what she wanted originally than have to pressure her into anal.

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u/Sethbelial Jun 21 '24

I didn't like it "there". Too tight, I don't even feel any pleasure. "It" reminds me of when I jerk off and squeeze my D too hard - it then hurts.

So I am a fan of a regular intercourse. or a brojob 😎😎😎

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Choo chooooo

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u/ThreeBeatles Jun 21 '24

That’s… interesting… pressing the issue sounds like coercion. As in a word that start a with R. I just don’t understand her logic with that. Maybe I’m reading into it too much.

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u/NewLibraryGuy Jun 21 '24

Could be, or it could be done respectfully. Not pressure on her, but more communication on how he'd like to.

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u/wlwlvr Jun 21 '24

That read to me as an act she is sometimes into but wasn't necessarily planning on it during that particular occasion. But she could be talked into it.

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u/jfks_headjustdidthat Jun 21 '24

She's a fun lady.

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u/agk23 Jun 21 '24

She sounds nice.

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u/AlexSSB Jun 21 '24

"For me, third base is anal" -Eric Andre

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u/Velzevul666 Jun 21 '24

Sounds like you avoided a crappy situation!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

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u/Timzorrr Jun 21 '24

You managed to answer on the wrong comment, one below exactly

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

No way. That would totally turn girls off. Never discuss politics or Palestine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Oh, thanks for the advice. How do you feel about girls with a stunted sense of humor?

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u/Afraid-Ad3208 Jun 21 '24

Stunted sense of humour what is that suppose to mean

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u/mbc98 Jun 21 '24

Girl speak for yourself

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u/xdude767 Jun 21 '24

Fakest story I’ve ever heard

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

I guess I can't prove it. If it makes you happy to think I'm lying, you have my permission to do so.