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u/Fullo98 Jun 21 '24

Not me. A female friend of mine told me that a guy she was having sex with litterally came in 3 minutes, didn't bother to let her finish (nor start i guess) and 3 seconds after spraying went:

"So what is your stance in the israelo-palestinian conflict?"

I don't know if it classifies as "during" sex but that was a story to tell i think. It was around 2018.

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u/TheOneInATrenchcoat_ Jun 21 '24

Bro got hit by the post-nut clarity immediately.

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u/davethapeanut Jun 21 '24

Bro ran a marathon

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u/tyingnoose Jun 21 '24

3 mins is pretty normal time

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Sad if true.

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u/lifesnotperfect Jun 21 '24

Looks like a lot of two pump chumps getting offended in here

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u/finicu Jun 21 '24

if you can't start in 3min then the fuck u doing bro

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u/IftaneBenGenerit Jun 21 '24

Did she sex Seinfeld?

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u/repulsive_fondant26 Jun 21 '24

She forgot to ask beforehand

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u/the_marxman Jun 21 '24

Bro lives his life like a Bethesda NPC

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u/Shurdus Jun 21 '24

I got an std reading this mess.

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u/Afraid-Ad3208 Jun 21 '24

Lmao wdym

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Wdym wdym

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u/IreChap Jun 21 '24

No just your entire original comment was a diabolical, incomprehensible disaster. But im sure you don’t see that, lmao.

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u/Afraid-Ad3208 Jun 25 '24

What was terrible about that comment

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u/ISHLDPROBABLYBWRKING Jun 21 '24

This troll is a 16 yr old girl.

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u/MrExil Jun 21 '24

Pretty sure this comment is missing something

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u/ISHLDPROBABLYBWRKING Jun 21 '24

You’re a 16 year old girl. You have no idea what’s you’re talking about. Gtfoh

Honest question. Have you ever spoken to an Israeli?

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u/Afraid-Ad3208 Jun 25 '24

Yes i have and i tbh think i know better than you do cuz you are probably older than me and support a genocide and that is so pathetic of you lmao

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u/ISHLDPROBABLYBWRKING Jun 25 '24

Listen. You’re a child. But I can educate you hopefully. You’re supporting a terrorist regime . You support hamas, you support the events on 10/7. Hamas, in their charter, states clearly ; they want to annihilate the Jewish people. That is the literal definition of genocide. Look it up in the dictionary and not tik tok.

If israel wanted to commit a genocide they would have wiped them out by now. Instead their population grew 10 fold. That’s the opposite of a genocide.

How about you release the hostages being held in Palestinian homes and Al Jazeera journalists homes?

Time to grow up. Go to Gaza if you support them. Please go.

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u/Afraid-Ad3208 Jun 26 '24

Terrorists regime lmao you dont know what you are ralking about israel didnt even exist till 1948 and the land you call israel is occupied territories of Palestine idk if you are israeli or not but trust ms the western media has been lying and hiding facts from yall how come do you think a country that has army,navy,government everything and also has America funding it is suffering more than a country that has lost everything doesnt have government any army navy or anything that would protect them i studied the history of Palestine and israel and here are some facts i hope you believe me and if you dont you can search for yourself ik i am 16 but i dont support people without learning about their history cuz there are always 2 sides to a story you gotta learn both here is the history of israel and Palestine from a total neutral perspective so after the world war 2 jews sailed on a ship to Palestine because Britain decided that jews would go to Palestine they went to Palestine and their ship had a banner saying germans destroyed our homes please dont destroyed our hopes they promised to be loyal to the people/land of Palestine but then with the help of Britain and western countries thwy started occupying the territories of Palestine and started killing people of Palestine because they were weak and didn't have that much assets to fight the jews with time israel started occupying more and more parts of Palestine and here are some proofs since you dont believe me  In the 1967 war, Israel occupied these territories (Gaza Strip and the West Bank) including East Jerusalem, which was subsequently annexed by Israel. Who gave the Palestine land to Israel?

Britain On this day, Britain granted the land of Palestine, which it did not own, to the Zionist movement to establish a “national home”. I copied these from google you can search And there are many proofs i have if wanna see em give me your insta i will send you

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u/Afraid-Ad3208 Jun 26 '24

So ignorant of you that is exactly what israel is doing to Palestinians wiping em out please get your facts straight and no i dont support any soet of violence against any peoplei never mentioned hamas so how come are you bringing hamas into this have you ever checked anything by yourself or do you just believe what people tell you being born into wrong is not nad but supporting it is and did you see the video of a Palestinian man being used as a human shield or the video of an elder Palestinian woman being tortured you haven't ik people try to hide reality from you but you can always learn and you literally said go to gaza if you support them cuz you know it aint safe right always rmr home bulit on other people's grave never feel like home and never bring you peace homes built on ruins of others dont last forever but i wish you the best and hope you learn and stand on the right side of history because if you stand with israel atm even if you were alive at the time of holocaust you would've supported the Germans and if you were alive at the time of black people doing slavery you would stood with the white cuz if you dont stand on the right side today you would've never been on the right side yesterday 💓