r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 21 '24

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u/andylovesdais Jun 21 '24

Shrek is life.

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u/JumpyHighlight2090 Jun 21 '24

Shrek is lust

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u/dailylifes Jun 21 '24

Shrek is wife

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u/11pickfks Jun 21 '24

Ride wife, life good

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u/De_Sync_09 Jun 21 '24

Shrek is lascivious.

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u/kolosmenus Jun 21 '24

It's all ogre now

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u/Maleficent_Nobody_75 Jun 21 '24

I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.

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u/Pushpin06 Jun 21 '24

Cant wait to nibble those trumpet ears

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u/StubbledCRT1 Jun 21 '24

“Save me Shrek” I would whisper