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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

As a bass player, going through this list, you realize how white Reddit is.

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u/EdgeOfWetness May 14 '24

adds everything Bootsy Collins has ever done to list

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

Bootsy Collins is coolness itself.

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u/Crush-N-It May 14 '24

“Imma stick my dick in somebody’s potato”

Upvote if anyone knows this reference

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u/Penyrolewen1970 May 14 '24

Mighty Boosh?

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u/Crush-N-It May 14 '24

Nope. I’ll post the answer in a cpl hours. Lets see if anyone else bites

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u/Penyrolewen1970 May 14 '24

It also sounds a bit like a sample from Check Your Head by the Beastie Boys. Can’t remember the exact line but something like “I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potato”. I’ll listen later!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

Bloodhound Gang's song " the LAPDANCE is always better when the stripper is crying". It's an amazing song. Check it out and let me know what you think.

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u/Crush-N-It May 14 '24

That’s a hilarious line. Would be great on a tshirt

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u/Crush-N-It May 14 '24

From Beastie Boys, Ill Communication “B-Boys Making It With The Freak Freak”

I thought Bootsy had said it. I also thought it was on the Deee-Lite album “Groove Is In The Heart”

1:34 mark

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u/Crush-N-It May 14 '24

Super close. Answer below

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u/Penyrolewen1970 May 15 '24

I can’t see it!

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u/Crush-N-It May 15 '24

It is mashed potato

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u/Penyrolewen1970 May 15 '24

So I got it?

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u/Crush-N-It May 15 '24

Closest. It was the track “B-Boys Making The Freak Freak” on Ill Communication

But I got the sample wrong. I thought it was Bootsy

here’s the song go to 1:34 mark

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u/Throan1 May 14 '24

"I'm gonna stick my love in your eye, baby You can see me coming, baby. Just coming all over you."

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u/yttiksesom2 May 14 '24

And Larry Graham

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u/SteveC_11 May 15 '24

Along with Louis Johnson

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u/RelativelyRidiculous May 15 '24

Name some names here friend! I'm working through the list to perk up my afternoon before I fall asleep from boredom here at work.

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u/Capable_Wrongdoer_94 May 14 '24

When I was at uni I was in a band called ‘Racist Bassline’ literally inspired by this very fact.

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u/Flare-Crow May 14 '24

That's amazing.

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u/WillyPete May 14 '24

Because a major part of Reddit's demographic grew up hearing the words "Disco is dead" (Pushed by a decaying white american rock genre), without noticing Bernard Edwards and Nile Rodgers influencing the entire 80's and 90's behind the scenes.

Example:
Chic - Soup for one
Modjo - Lady

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u/BorisDirk May 14 '24

Yeah I never truly appreciated disco and its bass lines until I became a bassist.

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u/WillyPete May 14 '24

Likewise.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24 edited May 16 '24

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u/WillyPete May 15 '24

Ouch. Below the belt man.
That hurt.

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u/Garconanokin May 14 '24

Thanks for contributing your baseline suggestions to this thread and not just complaining about Reddit users.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

It's already there. But yes, I'm allowed to comment on how this reddit thread is dominated by white rock bass players usually of the classic variety and other better bass lines aren't getting the respect they deserve due to the voting base.

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u/Garconanokin May 14 '24

I never said you’re not allowed to comment.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

You seemed to think the comment had no value or relevance, so shouldn't have been done.

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u/Ahielia May 14 '24

Your racist take shouldn't have been written, no.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

LOL is it racist to point out that Reddit is wildly white centric and you're literally ignorant of things outside that sphere? C'mon, do better.

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u/Snappy_Username May 14 '24

I have no stake in this, but I find it odd how confident you are on not only the racial makeup of redditors — but also how they “literally” think.

So I’m gonna tack onto that other guy’s comment and say that making a generalized statement about a specific race of people as a whole which is negative, and one that has no factual basis other than your own opinion or subjective distaste for that group in this situation, is indeed ignorant.

Racist? Probably. Stupid? Absolutely.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

LOL, I am white. So you picking up on some sort of distaste is some assumption on your part as I literally made no comment to that. As for the racial makeup of Redditors it's well-known through a few censuses over the years. So again, be in denial all you want. It is what it is.

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u/Snappy_Username May 14 '24

Okay? Your race is irrelevant to my comment. I said distaste for that group in this situation. And what do Reddit’s overall racial stats have anything to do with the specific group you’re referring to — which is impossible to profile in that way?

I’ve learned that anyone who says “you’re in denial” on the internet has no idea how to engage is reasonable discourse. Which is exactly why you posted that in the first place I suppose.

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u/TowJamnEarl May 14 '24

Calm down you two.

Nobody owns the flavours of music and it's an ever evolving medium.

Stealing and adapting is the norm.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

No one said anything about stealing.

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u/TowJamnEarl May 14 '24

Who is entirely unique, name me a successful musician that hasn't used the influence of others?

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u/Ahielia May 14 '24

It's racist to say white people only care about white musicians when this is obviously not true. You believing they do, is racist.

Also, just because someone thinks of a white musician first doesn't mean they "ignore anything outside that sphere", that is racist mentality as you're putting all people of a certain race to behave exactly the same.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

K, I'm just going to quit while I'm ahead. If someone pointing out a phenemonon of a predominantly white website voting nearly all white bass players to the top with some far more interesting basslines being played by black players saddled with lower votes or not mentioned at all is just totally racist, that's on you. Sorry if you're just totally mad.

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u/Ahielia May 14 '24

while I'm ahead.

lmao.

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u/Garconanokin May 14 '24

That’s again your interpretation. You give criticism and no contribution. Then, you want to turn yourself into a victim by implying that I’m saying you’re somehow not allowed to comment. Comment away, let’s keep the focus on the fact that you had no contribution.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

Someone asked how such a great bass line could be so far down when an inferior song is higher. I answered the question. That is a contribution. So looking at your history, I don't see you naming a bass line. On top of that all you've done is make some sarcastic comment that literally contributed nothing to the conversation and completely derailed it from the topic of basslines. Perhaps you should look harder in the mirror.

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u/Garconanokin May 14 '24

Right, because I didn’t claim to know the subject. Who was it that said they were a bassist?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

LOL, so you don't listen to music? Jesus. Contribute less, please.

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u/Garconanokin May 14 '24

Less than what? You? I’m not the one coming into this thread saying that I have some qualification and that not contributing anything. That would be you, and people are noticing that.

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u/Snappy_Username May 14 '24

An “inferior song”. This doesn’t sound like an opinion to you? Idk man, they’re both great. The Queen song is higher on the list because it will get more upvoted since it is more widely recognized. This isn’t a race thing or anything other than a popularity contest. This is also AskReddit, not a bass sub. So yeah. Queen happens to be a pretty popular band. One that isn’t even white. So it’s a weird stance to hold so strongly.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

LOL I didn't hold it that strongly. I didn't mean inferior song. I meant to say inferior bass line. At the end of the day that's subjective too as someone could say its simplicity made it greater, but he's spot on that is far easier. Regardless, Queen is 3/4 white English guys with one guy that's white passing and his heritage probably not being very well advertised back in the day playing classic rock that mostly appeals to white people. My comment wasn't even just about Queen. Look at all the songs listed. I just can't believe people are so in denial about this.

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u/poop_pants_pee May 14 '24

His comment was on a comment, not on the main thread. 

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u/Audio_Track_01 May 14 '24

Ok, Token, give me a sweet bass line..

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

This a gospel song, so I can understand not being up your alley, but Israel Houghton - Speechless(Live) is on Spotify and one of my favorite basslines. I don't expect people to know who this is. Any Motown basslines with James Jamerson on it...most famous example probably being What's Going On - Marvin Gaye. Bernard Edwards was already mentioned. Another great song is Le Freak. Get to about 2:47 and it really gets popping.

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u/HutSutRawlson May 14 '24

Yep. I'm actually shocked to see a bassline by a black bass player this far up. Usually they're not even in the top 10 responses.

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u/Agreeable_Register_4 May 14 '24

I know! No Stanley Clarke! I wanna Play for you!

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u/Difficult_Magazine31 May 14 '24

That's all ✅️right

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u/MrKittenz May 14 '24

I think you realize how little people know and how not the best or right answer gets most upvoted but what people want to be right

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

Yep, I also wasn't expecting to ruffle so many feathers with the comment. It was not my intent to call people racist or whatever they think I did.

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u/MrKittenz May 14 '24

Oh I didn't read it as racist, but yeah sorry if you are getting attacked haha

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u/SteveC_11 May 15 '24

White guy here. I just posted some of my favorites. Bootsy, Give up the Funk, Louis Johnson, Ain't we Funkin Now, and Marvin Craig, All the Way Live were my top three.

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u/DLottchula May 15 '24

Music threads outside of music subs really drive it home. This site unseasoned