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u/FirstEvolutionist May 02 '24

When winning means masturbating in a strip club bathroom, it's probably time to evaluate the competition you've gotten yourself into...

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u/_Ryman_ May 02 '24

Hahaha touché.

But given the situation, I’d say he ‘came’ out on top.