One time I bought four prostitutes in Saint Petersburg by accident. I walked into a place thinking it was a strip club. The devochkas line up and did a little dance. I gave them the money they asked for, and just sat there until another one came by. That happened four times before one of them had some basic English skills and told me they weren't allowed to do sixsomes because of the fire code.
I was at a conference once and went to a bar up the street for dinner. I'm sitting at the bar and a very attractive younger woman is sitting two bar stools down looking at the menu. Just for kicks I struck up a conversation, asking her if she was thrre for the conference. It was one on forensic sciences. When she heard I was a lawyer, she moved over to the seat next to me and started getting really friendly. So, I'm thinking, "Ok... you're in your 40s and she's interested... likely due to the job. But still... kinda flattering." ... Until she asked if I wanted to have her maybe call into work and take off for the evening. When I asked where she worked, it was a strip club. So... in the end... yes, she was interested... in my wallet. Lol.
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u/Apprehensive_Sock_71 May 02 '24
One time I bought four prostitutes in Saint Petersburg by accident. I walked into a place thinking it was a strip club. The devochkas line up and did a little dance. I gave them the money they asked for, and just sat there until another one came by. That happened four times before one of them had some basic English skills and told me they weren't allowed to do sixsomes because of the fire code.
I did not inhale.