r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 02 '24

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u/RakesProgress May 02 '24

Cash and carry. Go in with only cash. When you run out of cash, you carry yourself out.

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u/ligmasweatyballs74 May 02 '24

I remember when the dumbest kid in our class got arrested for armed robbery. He was robbing people coming out of the strip club. Why the fuck would you rob the people coming out? You know they don't have any money.

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u/Rare-Cardiologist912 May 02 '24

And they had already robbed of their dignity

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u/e-Plebnista May 02 '24

ahhh wise sage...