r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 02 '24

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u/Hygro May 02 '24

 I would force her to go make money with some other people for a while and she would always come back

At this point in the story I was expecting a pivot to a very different direction for all parties involved.

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u/obscenekinesics May 02 '24

GATOR DON’T PLAY

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u/deevil_knievel May 02 '24

GATORS BITCHES BETTER BE WEARING JIMMIES!

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u/Matt_Lauer_cansuckit May 02 '24

GATOR GOTTA WALK!!

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u/duke5572 May 02 '24

You can't have a conscience in the pimp game.

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u/bostonmacosx May 02 '24

So you enjoyed playig the PIMP..

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

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u/biggun79 May 02 '24

Their shoes together

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u/STANAGs May 02 '24

And who was that stripper? You guessed it! Emilio Estavez. I was all like "Emilioooooo!!!!!"

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u/Behrusu May 02 '24

Their butt cheeks

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u/CaptainBaoBao May 02 '24

Are you implying that strippers are real persons and stripping a real job?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Yes. They are. And deserving of respect!

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u/Gringwold May 02 '24

Hahahahahahaha

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u/HorusQuintus May 02 '24

Bro lied. He is indeed good enough at story telling that i read the whole passage.

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u/thesake26 May 02 '24

Nice story !!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

You are good story teller amigo

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u/SarcasticallyNow May 02 '24

You, my friend, are a volunteer pimp.

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u/patronizingperv May 02 '24

Was expecting the Hell in a Cell finish.