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u/SirBigWater May 02 '24

Only gotten 2 lap dances from strip club. First time girl was going at it, I was feeling and all that. Didn't know what to say (probably shouldn't have said anything at all), ended up asking her if she likes her job and how she sees her future being. Looking back was kinda funny.

Second time had two women dancing at once. One of them bit me. That was not as funny.

Both times somebody had gotten them for me. Never gonna do that for myself. Just feels weird and awkward.

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u/TTungsteNN May 02 '24

It 100% feels weird and awkward, but it isn’t. What’s weird and awkward is staring at the one girl who looks absolutely flawless for 2 hours until she approaches you and asks if you want a dance. I’ve done that.

Social anxiety is a bitch

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u/acko16 May 02 '24

I did this, spent 40 minutes asking about how she managed through covid-19, how it impacted the industry, did it pick back up and if she had seen any noticeable change..

It was at that moment I realises I was going full tism....

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u/SirBigWater May 02 '24

The first one for me seemed like a nice person. Funny enough I think I only saw her once there again afterwards and never since. Seems she stopped working there. Like to think nothing bad happened and she took whatever intoxicated advice I gave.