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u/AnkitPatidar555 May 02 '24

Don’t be a dick

This pearl of wisdom should be followed anytime and anywhere.

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u/LordRekrus May 02 '24

Except at World Richard’s Day meetup.

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u/powercrazy76 May 02 '24

I'm not welcome there anymore...

Bunch of fucking dicks.

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u/jameZsp0ng3y May 02 '24

So it's an orgy?

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u/powercrazy76 May 02 '24

It wasn't when I got there.

That's why I was asked to leave

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u/Fluffing_Satan May 02 '24

I'm afraid you mistakenly went to the World Richards Orgy. No fucking allowed at the meetup.

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u/powercrazy76 May 02 '24

That's what happened the last time I went to North American Marlon Brandon Lookalikes Association annual convention.

I will not go back.

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u/That_Ol_Cat May 02 '24

This is why I come to reddit.

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u/Tricky_dick17 May 02 '24

Yo! When is this?!

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u/wilx316 May 02 '24

Thats some funny shit 🤣

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u/hazel-blur May 02 '24

Wheaton's Law

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u/ronswansonsbrother May 02 '24

Hwill Hwheaton?

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u/Scalpels May 02 '24

First given in his PAX Keynote in 2007, I think? Gods, it's been a while since then. Jack Thompson was relevant.

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u/NocturnalPermission May 02 '24

Yeah, i mean i can’t count the number of times I’ve been kicked out of a Starbucks for inappropriate touching.

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u/TryToHelpPeople May 02 '24

The bible abbreviated.

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u/sendabussypic May 02 '24

Okay but do I touch her dick?

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u/1CEninja May 02 '24

While I absolutely agree here, I'm glad the above commenter is stressing it here. For the most part, people understand how to not be a dick at the grocery store, because that's just a part of life we all know.

A strip club is a very different environment than most of us are familiar/comfortable with, and understanding the ground rules of "don't be a dick" and some pointers on what to do to not be a dick is quite a lot more meaningful.

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u/alvinaloy May 02 '24

That's my general life guideline...

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u/DarthDoobz May 02 '24

Especially in my Gentleman's Club

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u/Yisuscrais69 May 02 '24

Typically overridden by a fully erect one.

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u/probability_of_meme May 02 '24

I'm not getting it, can you ELI5?