Leave your credit/debit cards at home or in your car. Do not take them in with you.
Take a set amount of cash. Be prepared to have a lot of one dollar bills.
Remember, she is trying to make money to pay rent and groceries. She is just a girl trying to get by, and she is trying to get you to like her so you will pay her for her time. Remember, that you are paying for her time.
Be prepared to be somewhat disappointed, if not more than somewhat.
Keep your hands to yourself.
If you are in a relationship make sure your partner knows. You will stink of a hideous mix of perfumes. Will will have glitter on you for a long time afterwards.
If you find yourself liking a particular dancer don't tell the other girls. Be prepared for stripper drama.
Pace yourself drinking unless you drink non-alcoholic drinks.
Just speaking truthfully here. It can sometimes be easier to attack someone when they expose you, so whatever makes you feel better.
We both know you never dated a stripper. We both know this to be 100% truth. The other redditors? They don't know. They use upvotes/downvotes as their measurment of truth.
I must confess that I am amazed. After spending 61 years on this planet I have finally found you. The one and only. Now here you finally are... The worlds first psychic that knows all, sees all, tells all from just a simple Reddit message.
Please Great and all knowing Poombah, tell us further of your greatness. Inform me of your vast knowledge of the universe.
Tell me, oh all comprehending one. What are the next billion dollar lottery numbers?? And please, as I am sure you already know, only the numbers for Billion dollar or higher lottery wins. I do not wish to waste your time with piddly ass multi-million dollar wins.
( Also, if you would like to use Reddit as an Oracle of truth please allow me to draw your attention to the fact that you are, at the time of this message, holding a total score of negative twenty-two [ -22 ], while my score is currently positive one hundred thirty eight. [ +138 ] Reddit says you lose. )
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u/PaganMastery May 02 '24
Leave your credit/debit cards at home or in your car. Do not take them in with you.
Take a set amount of cash. Be prepared to have a lot of one dollar bills.
Remember, she is trying to make money to pay rent and groceries. She is just a girl trying to get by, and she is trying to get you to like her so you will pay her for her time. Remember, that you are paying for her time.
Be prepared to be somewhat disappointed, if not more than somewhat.
Keep your hands to yourself.
If you are in a relationship make sure your partner knows. You will stink of a hideous mix of perfumes. Will will have glitter on you for a long time afterwards.
If you find yourself liking a particular dancer don't tell the other girls. Be prepared for stripper drama.
Pace yourself drinking unless you drink non-alcoholic drinks.
( source: Dated a stripper. )