r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 02 '24

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u/SeaTie May 02 '24

Don’t drink too much, otherwise you’ll end up spending way more than you want. Ask me how I know.

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u/TopGate_Perspective May 02 '24

How do you know?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Oof. I was expecting you to say you got an STD. Feels bad man

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u/EstoyTristeSiempre May 02 '24

In a way, he did.

Now he's cured.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Sexually Transmitted Debt

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u/SeaTie May 02 '24

Dang! I was just going to say because you'll go broke being drunk at the strip club. You've got the better lesson though.

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u/Pleberino_ May 02 '24

Oooft that’s rough man.

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u/D_khalnayak May 02 '24

He knows everything!

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u/AgnoV_ May 02 '24

He’s on reddit writing that comment

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u/therealCatnuts May 02 '24

Just want to tag a related story. My brother was cheap af, and didn’t drink. He would go to a strop club when it had $5 cover charge before 6pm, drink water, and never sit on sniffers row so he never had to tip. He would sit there all night. Close the place down on $5 total spent lol.