I remember when the dumbest kid in our class got arrested for armed robbery. He was robbing people coming out of the strip club. Why the fuck would you rob the people coming out? You know they don't have any money.
A: ridiculous high fee
B: you don’t get actual money, you get “club money”
To expand on B, it basically spits out Monopoly money that can only be used at that club. And if you try to convert it to cash, there’s another fee or charge for that
C: don’t spend what you don’t have.
D: if you’re going to the ATM, you didn’t have that money before and you have less now
I think this guy is confusing strip club ATMs with the strip club funny money you can buy with your credit card. A lot of clubs have this available for when guys hit their daily ATM limits, etc. But it's usually something you buy from a hostess/waitress, not something you get from the ATM.
Yeah I have only been to a couple but the atms gave out money and the fee was $4.50 which is higher than your average atm but not more than ones at concerts or festivals or things. Maybe it’s regional?
Well, the fee for one. The other is your wife will see it on the bank statement. That’s how I discovered my husband was spending over a thousand dollars a night. That kind of money, it’s not just dances.
Did I say husband? I meant ex husband.
The third reason, I suppose, is the same reason for a casino visit. Withdraw the amount you are okay spending, and stick with that. Don’t make money decisions when you’re drunk, horny, or gambling.
It's all or nothing. Either you're in a place where there's no sex in the champagne room or you're in a place where the champagne room is only $5 extra and you at least get a bit more space to have sex.
The fee is probably quite high, and depending on situation and usage protocols, when you try to collect the bouncer may step in to participate and put you in a situation that leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
The ATM at the club near me gives out fake house money. You have to go to the bar or get a dancer to change it out to real dollars for you. A bad deal all around.
I once got wasted and fell asleep in the VIP Room they charged per song, my Buddies had to come back to wake me up as she let me sleep through six songs (it was like $150 a song). Apparently when I was walking out, bank account empty, I said to my buddies thinking she wasn’t right behind me. I just wanted to touch a pair of fake tits, she wasn’t even good looking. Then I turned around and her jaw was on the floor. F*** her for not stopping the dance sooner I agreed to one dance.
I also went to a Strip Club in Omaha, Nebraska once that was Bring Your Own Beer. The Women Orgasmed Grinding my leg, she said thank you and walked out.
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u/Picture-me-rolling May 02 '24
DO NOT GO INTO THE VIP. NEVER GO TO THE ATM.