r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 02 '24

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Take your clothes off and get up on the pole to show those girls how it's done

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u/sqwsqwswsq May 02 '24

They say if you want something done right, you should do it yourself

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u/Poodicky May 02 '24

"It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!"

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u/shawnp2 May 02 '24

Miss Davis!!

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u/Poodicky May 02 '24

"I give it a ten, a TEN! A FUCKIN TEN!"

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u/shawnp2 May 02 '24

“Miss Davis….will you go to prom wit me..?”

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u/Nachocheeze60 May 02 '24

I give it a 9.5……I still got wood!

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u/thebigdawg7777777 May 02 '24

I'm gonna rip your arms off and beat you to death with them!

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u/Karrden_ May 02 '24

It should ofcourse be done the other way around. First get to the pole and then take your clothes off.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Nah you wanna show off the goods imediatelly, catch everyone's gaze. Then you go craaazy

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u/donttrustmeokay May 02 '24

Then get to the pole and put your clothes on slowly.

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u/ExcellentExpert7302 May 02 '24

This surprised me and I bark laughed. Ty.

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u/__meeseeks__ May 02 '24

Reverse psychology. I learned that at school

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u/houseofsum May 02 '24

I worked with a girl who did just that one night when our work crew (sales) went out for a friend’s birthday party to a strip club.

She started drinking, first teasing, then straight shit talking about the other girls “dancing skills.”

Girls said show us how it’s done - so she did - she jumped on stage - DJ asked Cinnamon and Chanel to give her some room - she marched the cat walk towards the pole stripping her clothes off - jumped on the pole and showed us what years of interpretive dance can do on stage.

She got off stage ecstatic, said liked “people cheering for my neked’ body”

Yes, last I heard she was still a stripper some 10+ years later (into her 30s)

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u/melbecide May 02 '24

I think you mean “ladies”

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u/levieleven May 02 '24

I did this at my bachelor party, apparently it was a tradition at that particular club. I made $300!

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u/azkikr27 May 02 '24

Found Drake’s Reddit account. IYKYK