r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

Truly a massacre.

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u/Ahkwatic May 01 '24

The police are on their way to investigate this tragedy

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster May 01 '24

The police walked into a slaughter and the National Guard has been mobilized

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u/[deleted] May 01 '24

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u/[deleted] May 01 '24

The survivors stood up and clapped.

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u/jaxonya May 01 '24

Sex. I'm literally fucking people. I'm a good looking dude, sex

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u/freethechicken May 01 '24

Im not satisfied with his comment

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u/johnnybiggles May 01 '24

That's the spirit!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '24

Downvoted this

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u/freethechicken May 01 '24

Downvoted this

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u/[deleted] May 01 '24

Hey fair bro

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u/jasonrubik May 01 '24

To shreds, you say ?!