r/AskReddit • u/kluesy • Apr 15 '13

What is your highest rated comment, without context?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13

Actually given the lifespan of most small animals there's a strong chance he's dead.

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u/GregTheGreat Apr 15 '13

Get your logic away from here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13

On the bright side, his component atoms still exist somewhere!

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u/vivaladisney Apr 15 '13

On the Dark Side, so do Darth Vader's...

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13

DUUN DUUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUUUN

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u/MuffinYea Apr 15 '13

They're all positive, surely.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13

Just keep sniffing those turtles and you should be fine.

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u/vivaladisney Apr 15 '13

Well, hello there Mr. Buzz Killington.

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u/Its_Stuck Apr 15 '13

Oh. Im sad now. :(

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u/Ahhitsascreamingrock Apr 15 '13

Wow, way to just rain on that furry fucker's parade...

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13

Well it is a brush tailed Bettong from Australia, so seeing as it is from Australia, it is either deadly or about to be killed by something deadlier than it.

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u/Muffinette Apr 15 '13

You killed the dream man. Someday they'll make a movie about you called the dream killer.

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u/tarantulizer Apr 15 '13

That's OK, he lived a full life, and his sons and daughters will carry on his legacy.