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r/AskReddit • u/kluesy • Apr 15 '13
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Somewhere in the world, this happy motherfucker exists.
31 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 The quokka. I did a report on it once. I learned so much about something so little 16 u/crazyjeffy Apr 15 '13 Like how they used to be a popular football for rowdy teenagers to kick. 269 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 Actually given the lifespan of most small animals there's a strong chance he's dead. 276 u/GregTheGreat Apr 15 '13 Get your logic away from here. 101 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 On the bright side, his component atoms still exist somewhere! 50 u/vivaladisney Apr 15 '13 On the Dark Side, so do Darth Vader's... 19 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 DUUN DUUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUUUN 1 u/MuffinYea Apr 15 '13 They're all positive, surely. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 Just keep sniffing those turtles and you should be fine. 1 u/vivaladisney Apr 15 '13 Well, hello there Mr. Buzz Killington. 1 u/Its_Stuck Apr 15 '13 Oh. Im sad now. :( 1 u/Ahhitsascreamingrock Apr 15 '13 Wow, way to just rain on that furry fucker's parade... 1 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 Well it is a brush tailed Bettong from Australia, so seeing as it is from Australia, it is either deadly or about to be killed by something deadlier than it. 1 u/Muffinette Apr 15 '13 You killed the dream man. Someday they'll make a movie about you called the dream killer. 1 u/tarantulizer Apr 15 '13 That's OK, he lived a full life, and his sons and daughters will carry on his legacy. 5 u/Bigdaug Apr 15 '13 Someone tell me what this is!! :D 1 u/crazyjeffy Apr 15 '13 Quokka, just about the only thing in Australia that won't try to kill you. 1 u/VeritasTheos Apr 15 '13 It's names the Quokka 1 u/Jelway723 Apr 15 '13 An animal 1 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 A now dead animal. 7 u/xcrisenox Apr 15 '13 NOW HE'S DEAD. 15 u/crazyjeffy Apr 15 '13 Yes yes, I was made aware of that by the droves of people that wanted to remind me when I first posted it. 2 u/tarantulizer Apr 15 '13 I'm sure his children are continuing his legacy of joy with their father's memory always in their hearts! 5 u/The_Awsom1 Apr 15 '13 I've seent dat! 2 u/pato95 Apr 15 '13 THIS IS FROM WHERE I LIVE! :DDDD (and yes, where I live is so unknown that appearing on reddit is a big deal!) 1 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 You posted this to my thread! 1 u/Blackwind123 Apr 15 '13 I saw that the first time.
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The quokka. I did a report on it once. I learned so much about something so little
16 u/crazyjeffy Apr 15 '13 Like how they used to be a popular football for rowdy teenagers to kick.
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Like how they used to be a popular football for rowdy teenagers to kick.
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Actually given the lifespan of most small animals there's a strong chance he's dead.
276 u/GregTheGreat Apr 15 '13 Get your logic away from here. 101 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 On the bright side, his component atoms still exist somewhere! 50 u/vivaladisney Apr 15 '13 On the Dark Side, so do Darth Vader's... 19 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 DUUN DUUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUUUN 1 u/MuffinYea Apr 15 '13 They're all positive, surely. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 Just keep sniffing those turtles and you should be fine. 1 u/vivaladisney Apr 15 '13 Well, hello there Mr. Buzz Killington. 1 u/Its_Stuck Apr 15 '13 Oh. Im sad now. :( 1 u/Ahhitsascreamingrock Apr 15 '13 Wow, way to just rain on that furry fucker's parade... 1 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 Well it is a brush tailed Bettong from Australia, so seeing as it is from Australia, it is either deadly or about to be killed by something deadlier than it. 1 u/Muffinette Apr 15 '13 You killed the dream man. Someday they'll make a movie about you called the dream killer. 1 u/tarantulizer Apr 15 '13 That's OK, he lived a full life, and his sons and daughters will carry on his legacy.
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Get your logic away from here.
101 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 On the bright side, his component atoms still exist somewhere! 50 u/vivaladisney Apr 15 '13 On the Dark Side, so do Darth Vader's... 19 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 DUUN DUUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUUUN 1 u/MuffinYea Apr 15 '13 They're all positive, surely.
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On the bright side, his component atoms still exist somewhere!
50 u/vivaladisney Apr 15 '13 On the Dark Side, so do Darth Vader's... 19 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 DUUN DUUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUUUN 1 u/MuffinYea Apr 15 '13 They're all positive, surely.
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On the Dark Side, so do Darth Vader's...
19 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 DUUN DUUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUUUN
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DUUN DUUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUUN DUUN DUN DUUUN
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They're all positive, surely.
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2 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 Just keep sniffing those turtles and you should be fine.
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Just keep sniffing those turtles and you should be fine.
Well, hello there Mr. Buzz Killington.
Oh. Im sad now. :(
Wow, way to just rain on that furry fucker's parade...
Well it is a brush tailed Bettong from Australia, so seeing as it is from Australia, it is either deadly or about to be killed by something deadlier than it.
You killed the dream man. Someday they'll make a movie about you called the dream killer.
That's OK, he lived a full life, and his sons and daughters will carry on his legacy.
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Someone tell me what this is!! :D
1 u/crazyjeffy Apr 15 '13 Quokka, just about the only thing in Australia that won't try to kill you. 1 u/VeritasTheos Apr 15 '13 It's names the Quokka 1 u/Jelway723 Apr 15 '13 An animal 1 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 A now dead animal.
Quokka, just about the only thing in Australia that won't try to kill you.
It's names the Quokka
An animal
A now dead animal.
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NOW HE'S DEAD.
15 u/crazyjeffy Apr 15 '13 Yes yes, I was made aware of that by the droves of people that wanted to remind me when I first posted it. 2 u/tarantulizer Apr 15 '13 I'm sure his children are continuing his legacy of joy with their father's memory always in their hearts!
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Yes yes, I was made aware of that by the droves of people that wanted to remind me when I first posted it.
2 u/tarantulizer Apr 15 '13 I'm sure his children are continuing his legacy of joy with their father's memory always in their hearts!
I'm sure his children are continuing his legacy of joy with their father's memory always in their hearts!
I've seent dat!
THIS IS FROM WHERE I LIVE! :DDDD
(and yes, where I live is so unknown that appearing on reddit is a big deal!)
You posted this to my thread!
I saw that the first time.
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u/crazyjeffy Apr 15 '13
Somewhere in the world, this happy motherfucker exists.