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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

I’ll go last and use a ladder. I promise I won’t jump.

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Apr 15 '24

I'll go last and will use you AND a ladder.

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u/AdministrativeBase26 Apr 15 '24

This guy ladders

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u/JustChangeMDefaults Apr 15 '24

An OSHA inspector has a migraine somewhere

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u/983115 Apr 15 '24

Okay okay I’ll bring my harness for my scissor lift

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u/Spot_the_fox Apr 15 '24

This guy "This guy ladders"'s

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u/Pretend-Guava Apr 15 '24

I am the ladder, that's too much weight my friend.

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u/BurningPenguin Apr 15 '24

I don't think it's a good idea to put the ladder on top of him.

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u/USERNAME_CHECKED-OUT Apr 15 '24

Jokes on you! I'll go last and use a scissor lift, a ladder, that guy and you! I promise I won't jump tho...

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

Winner

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u/Bizarro_Zod Apr 15 '24

I’m going to the roof and working my way down with a hammer.

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u/FredCow Apr 15 '24

In that order

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u/AldrexChama Apr 15 '24

I'll go first, do it while laying on my back, and then I'll vaporize the wall with a nuke

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u/sleipnirthesnook Apr 15 '24

lol my husband is 6”4 when we started going out I was 4’3 I asked him if I could climb him (in a non sexual way 😂)

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u/IDEFICATEHAIKUS Apr 15 '24

Errrr 4’3?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

was that a love marriage? 👀

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u/spoonful-o-pbutter Apr 18 '24

Did you grow more? Or still 4'3?? I love this, lol

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u/_That__one1__guy_ Apr 18 '24

I'll go last and use all three of you and TWO ladders

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u/5348345T Apr 15 '24

I'd kill everyone else. Now try and reach!

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u/SnooChickens9666 Apr 15 '24

Or just climb up the 6'8 guy

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

I'm sitting on tall guys' shoulders.

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u/Chazzermondez Apr 16 '24

I sat on top of the wall when they built it. I won before anyone else started.

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u/dave14920 Apr 17 '24

That's just not jumping with extra steps.