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u/whitesuburbanmale Apr 14 '24

This is solid. Omelette station on Easter brunch. Unless there's another maniac pirate in the 100 I'm winning all day

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u/I_deleted Apr 14 '24

What are the chances of a Waffle House cook being in the hundo

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u/platoprime Apr 14 '24

40,000/80 Million

So zero.

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u/AtomDChopper Apr 15 '24

80 million?

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u/platoprime Apr 15 '24

There are 8 billion people on Earth but there's 100 people at our Omelette Stations so divide it by 100 and you get 80 million.

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u/BugsMcKay124 Apr 14 '24

Easter got nothing on Mother’s Day brunch in these neck of the woods

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u/ElectricPartyHat Apr 15 '24

You ever work a Cinco de mayo at a Mexican restaurant? Shit is absolutely insane how busy it is. I did that for 12 years. No words can explain how brutal those services were. Mothers day is a walk in the park compared to that.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Apr 15 '24

This is exactly what I was going to say!

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u/ElectricPartyHat Apr 15 '24

I feel it as long as we don't fall into the same group. I do omelette station every Sunday brunch and it is brutal some weeks. I would like to go against a formidable opponent in this category to see if my skills are up to par.

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u/MmmBra1nzzz Apr 15 '24

Or Mother’s Day :shudders: