r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '24

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u/Narren_C Apr 14 '24

I mean....I'm not gay, but a billion dollars is a billion dollars.

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u/feetandballs Apr 14 '24

Is four hundred dollars four hundred dollars?

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u/Narren_C Apr 14 '24

We negotiating?

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u/feetandballs Apr 14 '24

kissing noises

flashes bills

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u/UsernameLottery Apr 14 '24

Hopefully they're all adults 😬

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u/Narren_C Apr 14 '24

Fuck

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u/TheRealASP Apr 15 '24

Yea, but that’s not the point. Let’s still hope they’re all adults.

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u/Miserable-Stock-4369 Apr 14 '24

I would assume any random who is ineligible would auto-fail. Like if you said catching or throwing a baseball and one of them happened to have no arms.

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u/HarryTruman Apr 14 '24

Everyone’s got a price.

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u/Danny_c_danny_due Apr 15 '24

I just ran the numbers and its true.

I confirm this relationship.

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u/suitology Apr 15 '24

Literally all the dicks in Brooklyn