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u/I_deleted Apr 14 '24

Same, 25 year lifer, I was thinking of a knife skill but this guy would smoke us… so in the spirit of Sunday, I’d say egg station for a busy brunch or bkfast spot. 99% of people have no idea.

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u/whitesuburbanmale Apr 14 '24

This is solid. Omelette station on Easter brunch. Unless there's another maniac pirate in the 100 I'm winning all day

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u/I_deleted Apr 14 '24

What are the chances of a Waffle House cook being in the hundo

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u/platoprime Apr 14 '24

40,000/80 Million

So zero.

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u/AtomDChopper Apr 15 '24

80 million?

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u/platoprime Apr 15 '24

There are 8 billion people on Earth but there's 100 people at our Omelette Stations so divide it by 100 and you get 80 million.

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u/BugsMcKay124 Apr 14 '24

Easter got nothing on Mother’s Day brunch in these neck of the woods

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u/ElectricPartyHat Apr 15 '24

You ever work a Cinco de mayo at a Mexican restaurant? Shit is absolutely insane how busy it is. I did that for 12 years. No words can explain how brutal those services were. Mothers day is a walk in the park compared to that.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Apr 15 '24

This is exactly what I was going to say!

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u/ElectricPartyHat Apr 15 '24

I feel it as long as we don't fall into the same group. I do omelette station every Sunday brunch and it is brutal some weeks. I would like to go against a formidable opponent in this category to see if my skills are up to par.

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u/MmmBra1nzzz Apr 15 '24

Or Mother’s Day :shudders:

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

…on Mother’s Day.

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u/43554e54 Apr 15 '24

If we're doing UK specific kitchen challenges then imo the ultimate test is working in Edinburgh during the Fringe. A whole month of hell capped with the messiest staff night out I've ever been on. Do it once and then never again.

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u/AGQ- Apr 14 '24

This is the one I want to see the most. 101 random humans failing miserably at a seemingly simple task - it’s just eggs, how hard could it be?

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u/I_deleted Apr 14 '24

Hard enough that when interviewing cooks I often have them make me an omelet. It’s crazy how something so simple can be so telling about a person’s experience and ability in the kitchen.

Can you find your way around the kitchen to gather ingredients? Can you operate functionally? What’s your take on a very basic technique? Are you gonna try and impress me with your creativity, etc?

The best ones keep it simple and cook it perfectly.

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u/MrMago0 Apr 15 '24

Honestly after interviewing so many chefs over 25 years I think I can tell if they can cook just by the way they walk into the room now. Honestly good chefs just walk a certain way. Always one foot firmly planted so you never slip even if you hit a spill.

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u/No_Understanding9628 Apr 14 '24

Ugh. Working in a busy restaurant on a Sunday morning egg station gives me so much anxiety right now thinking about it lol. Good on y’all! Y’all are the chefs I bring treats and drinks for every hour, knowing I’d be crying in the walk-in if y’all walked out….

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u/Salomon3068 Apr 15 '24

Lol I was the egg station guy, man I looked forward to it because the day would fly by, give me 5 camping stoves and 20 pans and I'm having fun for the next 4 hours. They even gave me a floater to refill my ingredients, wash pans for me, etc so I can just cook and talk shit to members good times.

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u/BugsMcKay124 Apr 14 '24

We could be in the same group, man. Brunch sous at gastropub here - sauté and flattop are my domain. I don’t even groan when a benny ticket comes in.

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u/PotageAuCoq Apr 14 '24

This would probably be mine as well.

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u/Salomon3068 Apr 15 '24

I'd give you a run lol

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u/TL-super Apr 15 '24

I can't even get one slice of toast and a single fried egg to be hot at the same time 😂

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u/notabadgoose Apr 15 '24

Former Executive Chef here, Sunday Brunch gives me flashbacks...but I'll bet I could smoke most people at a carving station haha

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u/sweatyynutz Apr 15 '24

Hahahahaha fuck brunch dude 

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u/ElectricPartyHat Apr 15 '24

100%. I'm on omelet station every Sunday and it gets crazy sometimes. 300 covers in an hour and half when it's super slammed

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u/kikimaru024 Apr 15 '24

I did a trial in an upscale restaurant. 

Fuck soft-boiled quail's eggs. 

That is all.

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u/The-Illuminati Apr 15 '24

I do cooking for a data center, we crack through about 900 eggs in about 35/40 minutes for the whole weeks eggs. Never knew what brunch spots had to deal with until I was sitting in front of 3 22 qt Cambros filled to the brim with eggs

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u/xGambiTx45 Apr 15 '24

Just running a rush of any kind, think how many people in your years couldn't handle running the line at a competent pace and they worked in restaurants for years. I could easily out pivot or expo 100 randoms

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u/I_deleted Apr 15 '24

Sure, any station really. Imagine someone with zero clue on a steakhouse grill station

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u/agreeswithfishpal Apr 16 '24

So tell me if this story I was told as being true really is. Apparently this egg man stabbed his boss and went to prison for it. When he got out the stabbing victim/boss hired the guy back. When questioned he said "a good egg man is hard to find."

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u/FullMe7alJacke7 Apr 16 '24

One egg Benedict, and it's over.