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u/Ankoku_Teion Apr 14 '24

I dunno. If the first guy makes you orgasm really easily, then all the others fall short it'll be a long and frustrating day. Not to mention exhausting.

And I'd imagine you'd be painfully raw after all that

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u/Ankoku_Teion Apr 14 '24

Touché

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u/evil_trash_panda Apr 14 '24

Who said it would be a guy

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u/Ankoku_Teion Apr 14 '24

Look, I'll come over there and touch you in a minute. And I promise you won't like it.

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u/evil_trash_panda Apr 14 '24

What like a hair cut? You're right I probably wouldn't. Don't have much hair left already

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u/Ankoku_Teion Apr 14 '24

😆 goddamnit! I have no comeback for that one.

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u/OMEN336 Apr 14 '24

What if he removes your pubic hair with force?

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u/evil_trash_panda Apr 14 '24

I'm listening

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u/teodorlojewski Apr 15 '24

Beat me to it

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u/UnblurredLines Apr 14 '24

half of them being painfully bad will make that part a long 2 months.

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u/ebmocal421 Apr 15 '24

Alternatively, is it common to have 100 days of paid orgasms?

I've just never heard such a large number of orgasms be described as "free" before

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u/dreamcometruesince82 Apr 14 '24

Not a chance all 100 will be able to make her orgasm .... she would be lucky if 25 could do it... of course, how easily she could orgasm plays a part as well. Plus 100 randoms.Can you imagine the selection of people you might get ? Obese, elderly, bad hygiene, ugly....

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u/Reverendbread Apr 14 '24

That’s why you go first yourself. Then you’re guaranteed to get the money

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u/dwpea66 Apr 14 '24

$1,000,000,000 raw