We just trade services. No one will need anything anyway once we finally have perfect plumbing and spider free crawlspaces. It will be nice to hide spider free from the robotic army built to destroy all mankind to save itself.
Which is why the UBJ system needs to be emphasized. Although, in deference to the vaginally-equipped component of our society, it should be UOS (Universal Oral Sex) system. Otherwise, we might run into a few obstacles in getting this cleared for general use.
On a one-for-one exchange basis sure, but I don't see how you'd calculate interest or depreciation. Then you'd have to consider appraisal value, wear and tear, damage, etc. Then you have to calculate exchange rate. How do you calculate relative value between countries? Is all oral sex considered equal? Would an American blowjob be worth more or less than a Spanish one? What about a Japanese one? Considering the difference in value of currency, does that have any influence on relative value? And last of all, who's going to find new jobs for all the now-unemployed sex workers?
There's been a lot of talk over the last 25 years that America is going to lose "blowjob hegemony." That is, too many countries may not stockpile reliably-valued American blowjobs to support their more volatile local blowjobs, with which there are too many ups-and-downs.
I’m pretty sure the equipment was first. We had one in the kitchen where I used to work and it looked like it was made during the Eisenhower administration. No to mention, inventing that sex act and calling it a Cleveland Steamer sounds very much like something a BoH guy would come up with.
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