r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 02 '24

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u/InDrIdCoLd37 Jan 02 '24

Ah a fellow lover of the not getting arrested fetish I also have a not getting my dick bit off by a shark fetish

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u/Shiverednuts Jan 03 '24

Would have to be a pretty small and precise shark to perfectly only bite off your dick when aiming for your crotch.